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you know what im going to do right now? im going to go knock out that guy holding my sweet, lavender smelling meredith. and the guy who let my dog die. yeah, he probably didnt even wash his hands after he touched our dead dog. seriously.
Meredith has got to look over here at any moment and I will have to summon up my "Stop looking at me like you've seen me naked" trademark look to work it's magic. She is soooooo easy.
I am so proud of myself trying to work this thing out with Addison..........oops! There is Meredith and my little brain is about to ruin everything!
.....if you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with..........
Addison (whispers): You ARE dreamy.
Derek: She is...
Derek: (grinding his teeth) "Addison, I'm serious. LET GO OF MY GOD DAMNED FINGER!"
Derek: (thinking) "Derek, you are a genious. I mean seriously, cloning Addison so everyone thinks you are at the prom with your wife, and programming the clone to be extremely attracted to Finn. Perhaps Clone Addison will even keep Vetboy pre-occupied... That way, you can sneak off with Meredith and Clone Addison and the vet and won't even care! Not to mention that the real Addison is locked in the trailer bathroom..."
Clone Addison: (looking up at the lights) "Oooh... sparkly..."
Derek: "Clone- I mean, Addison, I'll be right back..."
Clone Addison: (eyes glazed over) "Awesome!"
I wonder what color underwear Meredith has on under that dress?
So, that's what an Angel looks like...
....having a McDaydream....
Man, I wish the Spawn of Satan would use lavendar shampoo like you do, Mer...instead she smells like Aqua Net (which she used half a can of to hold in her FRENCH BRAID!)
Since we're all 'friends', maybe my dog she-shepard wife will still let me do you????
wow her a$$ looks good in that dress!
Oh Meredith, I may be smelling my wife's nasy va-jay-jay, but I'm thinking of yours :)
Derek: WOW meredith looks good tonight I wish I can go say hi, but I won't I am being a good hubby and I'll stay here and dance with my wife, hopefully she will say she needs a bathroom break so I can sneak over to Meredith.
Man... You don't smell nearly as good as Meredith
Hmmmm, dancing the Matress Mambo with Meredith is what I'd love to be doing right about now....
I can't wait to pin your panties on the lost and found board!
So.....um..........um........ Addison!!!! I get nookie after this right?
With cheek bones like this, I could be a race car driver ...
Derek: "I hate to sound arrogant but it is almost painful to look as good as I do."
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