Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XXVII

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It's safe to say, with a record 104 replies, that this was the best caption contest yet. Thanks to all for participating! If we keep getting this many submissions, we can finally start giving out prizes to the weekly winner!

Such a large number of captions made it hard to pick this week's best. We loved all the replies, from the funny ones sent in by Sue Wallace, Becki, Keiko4, and the McNasty Social Worker, to the serious pleas for Derek's affection, and even the novella from TheDirtyMistress.

Ultimately, though, we were forced to select Erin's entry. We don't get a lot of poem entries, and this one just stood out. Congrats! You can read the winning reply beneath the picture. Scroll down for the full list. Thanks again and good luck this week.

Here's This Week's Caption Contest Image:

Meredith, Derek & Finn

"Now I lay me down to sleep
Of these two men, I choose to keep
If I should die before I wake,
My panties, one of them shall take

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meredith: *thinking* derek is so picturing me naked. but hey i am too. derek: *thinking* god meredith looks great naked. finn: *thinking* i wonder when my new green sweater is coming in? hopefully it will impress meredith and i can finally get lucky :)


meredith [thinking]: derek is so pretty. and so is finn. hey, im pretty. wow look at dereks hair. i love him. finn is so cute. his shirt is so cute. hes cute. see? this is why i have stomach aches!


Finn and I have decided to move to San Francisco and open up a clinic. We hope you find a nice young man that will love you the way we love each other


So who wants to be the first to see my scar?


Meredith: I said no more glow-in-the-dark ones!
Finn: What is she --
Derek: (to Meredith) I LIKE the glow-in-the-dark ones! (to Finn) I guess she doesn't tell you EVERYTHING, does she?


mer- i am... u are.. and u... ohh and u... but what about about him.... hehe he is.... and me and i and this and me and oo and her and hehe.... der- l like fereyboats... merideth do u like ferry boats fin(to himself)- no, she likes guys with big hair and a cheating wife-- outload- no, merideth likes me,(smirk) and its not because im good in bed.


Mer: okay. listen good now .. i'm only going to say this once. i love derek. both of you know that. i like finn, both of you know that. i have to make a freakin choice between the guy i love and the guy i could someday love. (keeps babbling)
Der: looks at finn and whispers - i'm the one she loves. =]
Finn: looks at derek - so .. i'm the one that took her to a pony birth then killed her dog. =]
Mer: OH MY GOSH!! i so forgot that you killed my dog.
Der: (looks at finn and shakes his head) yeah .. i can't believe it either.
Finn: the dog needed to go into the light .. he was suffering!
Mer: there are such things as medical miracles.(keeps babbling)
Der: yes there is such a thing.
Der: (grins a smirkish smile) does it look like i can shut up? does it even look like i care to shut up?
Mer: and plus you didn't even have sex with me on the frist night. you didn't even offer .. that's offending!
Der: ohh thats right. she told me about that. she called crying. but you know what? i DID have sex with her on the first night. it was drunk sex in fact. which is wayy funner. one more fact .. i've had drunk sex with meredith TWICE .. not just once. so i think this discussion is pretty much over. mer .. who do you choose?
Finn: yeah mer .. who's it gonna be.
Mer: of course. why didn't i see it sooner. i remember over hearing addison and the chief talking once .. she said " the only people who don't know that derek loves meredith is derek and meredith. " and since he loves me .. and you like me .. sorry finn but i really have to choose derek. i love him!
Der: i love you too meredith. =]
(finn gets up and walks out.)
Mer: now .. can you go get a super size fudge sunday and us some latte's? we can eat it in here .. together. and watch tv .. my favorite show comes on in like two minutes.
Der: sure. i'll try and hurry back. what show is it?
Mer: desperate housewives of course! sorry that was a little long .. i get kind of bored after work =]


If i could just wait them out a little bit longer maybe that threesome could really happen!


mer- ok so gerorge is here mcvet mcdreamy
hey george who else is there
george- inipropret facely hair ,tatooed as$ ,nurse tyler ,olivia . alex , izzies ex hockey player boyfriend,
derek - broke penis guy
george- yeah what ever happend to him anyway
derek- my divorce court guy
mer_mcsteamy (talking to finn) that one guy that brought an hamster by that one night a stayed with you
derek- mcsteamy as in mark
mer- yepp
finn- im out of here!!!!!!!!!!!1


Seriously boys, stop fighting over me. There's plenty of room in this cot for the both of you. And well, if anyone's spots us, we can blame it on the morphine.

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

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Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.