Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XXXIX > Comments Page 2
Alex to Mark: Dude, you mean to tell me you don't know what a va-jay-jay is?!? You've been drinking way too much coffee!
I think I cant kiss you here in the hospital. Burke might see us.
Sloan: Karev you may have my girl but I've got much better facial hair.
Sloan: You may of kissed her but I got her pregnant
Alex: Oh no kidding
Sloan: So you better watch it
Alex: In that case, looks like more vanilla capunccino are in store for you
Mark: Wanna scrub in? Get me some coffe!
Alex: I'm off plastics. I'm all gynie now! (and walks away)
Mark- Alex can you make yourself useful and go get me a coffee, remember not Vanilla.
Alex-(i hate you)
Alex: Whoa, you have gray high lights!
Alex:(you've got nice eyes. I should drop addison for you...hmm, yah, that's it)
Mark:Karev, are you listening to me, i said i wanted a cappocino, not vanilla, bring it back!
Karev: "Dude, bad boy will only get you so far trouble is your not in touch with your pinky and squishy side"
Sloan: "I've touched my pink and squishy plenty"
Alex: How's Addison in bed?
i kissed addison...hold still while i turn the knife in your back
Sloan: Karev, let's have make up sex in the back room.
Alex: I already gave STDs to the entire nursing staff and O'Malley got it too...if you want it, go bang one of those slutty nurses.
Sloan: o_0 No.
Alex: Somebody SHIT on the coats!
Alex: Somebody shit near or around the parameter of the coats!!!
mcsteamy: whose ya daddy?
alex: don't look at me like that. i didn't spike your coffee your vanilla essence.
In the slightly demented department:
Alex: Ummmm dude? I just saw O'Malley down the hallway shaving his Dad and it looks like he does quality work. Maybe you should give George a few bucks from your cappuccino fund and see what he can do for you.
You're taller, but I can drop you like a heavy sofa. Don't mess with Addy again; she's mine! You got that, Mr. McSteamy pile of poo?
Sloan: You lost your mojo? How the hell...?
A: Take that, Sloan! I kissed Addison!
M: But I got her pregnant.
Alex: dude!! Have some dignity.when a girl much rather be in a boring marriege than date you, I would still understand you had to give it a shot; but when she prefers to kiss an intern who by the way brings you coffee every morning- I think thats when you get your bags and fly home with some balls left in you.
Mcsteamy: I'm not here for her you idiot.
Alex: well your not here because of the coffee since I spit on it every morning. Just go home dude!!
Alex: Whatcha gonna do?
Alex: That's what I thought!
Alex: (thinking) Yea, I can kind of see the steam rising from his giant ego...
Alex vs. Mark : Battle of the Hotties
"You know.. you may have been with Addison and Callie, but dude in Seattle Grace I'M the GUY, you wanna know why? I slept with the ENTIRE staff of this floor and gave shypillis to everyone soo go find someone else to get that coffee for you 'McSteamy'." btw Addison kissed me ! haha
Alex: Addison, she' totally over you, man.
Mark: What-wha-what do you mean?
Alex: Dude, she just kissed me. (Mark looks stunned) Yea that's right. (Mark stammers figuring out what to say.)
Mark: Was she miserable?
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