Christina: There is absolutely nothing good I can use for my wedding vows in any of these romance novels. I'm screwed.
Alex: Yup.
Lilly
May 3rd, 2007 9:55 PM
Merideth: Wow, I can't believe the wedding is in only a month, aren't you excited...
Christina: (cutting Merideth off) I still have my apartment...
Alex: You still have your apartment!!
McWedding
May 3rd, 2007 7:25 PM
Iz: I slept with George.
Alex: I slept with Addison.
Cristina: -throws up cake-
Mer: Ooo, I pick that cake!
Jenny
May 3rd, 2007 11:48 AM
Cristina: hey, I just got something..
Alex slept with Izzie, who slept with George, who slept with Meredith, who slept with McDreamy, who slept with Addison, who brings us back to Alex!
Alex: dude, if you say it like that..
Cristina: Or we can say it like this: Alex slept with OLIVIA, who slept with George, who slept with..
Alex: Okay, I got it..
Michele
May 3rd, 2007 8:43 AM
Meredith: Christina, all you have to do is pick a cake for the wedding! How hard can that be?
Izzie: Yeah, it's the least you can do, after all, Dr. Burke is doing all of the planning for this wedding, BY HIMSELF!
Alex: Guys, she's not hearing a word your saying.
Christina: Ya know, you guys make me sick! I think I'm gonna throw up! I think it was something I ate, like maybe cake?? Happy now?
Meredit, Izzie, Alex: Yes!
greys anatomy is my anti-drug.
May 2nd, 2007 10:03 PM
Cristina: I'll take people for 300.
George: Okay, ready? Here we go: Well, she's anything but cold. She smiles... not that often, but when she does, you know because she's really going through a lot, but it's… you just feel warm. She's kind. I mean, she can be a little selfish at times, and she's flawed. But she's kind. She cares about people and, um... she cares about her patients. She's going to be a brilliant surgeon.
Cristina: Who is Mer?
McYummyMyTummy
May 2nd, 2007 3:11 PM
Cristina: "Mer, my apartment flooded today. You know, my OTHER apartment."
Sandy
May 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
"Cristina, you're scaring us! Your head's not about to do an "Exorcist" thing, is it? Should we call a priest?"
merder32705
May 1st, 2007 11:42 PM
Cristina: "Ok, what was the question again?"
Meredith: "Which of our 'people' have never slept together?"
Cristina: "Wait, I know this one.... None of them?"
dsprtmy
May 1st, 2007 9:54 PM
Christina: I've got to get my hands on those cards
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Dude, someone has flash cards?
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Christina I swear to God, if you don't pick
a cake for Preston, I mean Dr. Burke, I'll
beat you up so hard I swear.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oooo I'm a so scared.
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Cat fight!
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Denny heard that.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oh Izzie go eat a tub of butter.
itsallaboutgrey
May 1st, 2007 5:58 PM
In The Hot Seat: No time for wedding cake
Lauren
May 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Meredith: Okay, Cristina let's go through this again. Izzie slept with Alex, who slept with Syph Nurse. George slept with Syph Nurse, and also slept with ...
Cristina: Um ..
Alex: Oh, come on, even I know that one.
Izzie: I'm really hoping we're just banking on Meredith being the answer to this one.
McSeriously!
May 1st, 2007 3:52 PM
Christina: "I spent most of my day testing those cakes..i must have gone crazy cause I thought I heard the cakes saying "Pick me! Choose me! Love me!"
Kenyatta W
May 1st, 2007 2:07 PM
Meredith: "What's wrong Chris? Something's gotta be wrongâ€"you look like mchell."
Alex: "Yeah, you look like Burke asked you to shave your legs for the wedding."
Christina: "No, evil spawn. I'm just thinking that if I score higher on this test than Burke did when he was an intern, that would be a tastier just dessert than that damn wedding cake he keeps shoving in my mouth.
Izzie: Well, it could be worse. You could have slept with a married man, ruined three lives, and have a huge scar on your hip which you can't talk about to your friends because of the fear of judgment. But hey…you haven't, you didn't and you don't. SO YEAH YOU…YEAH!" Ah…any cake left?
Gem
May 1st, 2007 1:43 PM
Christina: Izzy, if you keep gushing to us about how great George is in bed, I think I'm going to McVomit.
ih8mercywest
May 1st, 2007 1:19 PM
O and amy's is really good 2! :)
ih8mercywest
May 1st, 2007 1:17 PM
All of these are amazing!! Omg I love Dr.Mcstacii's caption! it seriously sounds like something they'd say!
Meredith Clone
May 1st, 2007 10:18 AM
Meredith: "Seriously? Cristina, you're the freaking walking Wikipedia. You're seriously worried about this test? Karev's the one who failed his boards. He should worry. I almost drowned and haven't given this test one thought recently. I should worry. Izzy lost Denny. Izzy should worry. But you, Cristina? Seriously?"
Gem
May 1st, 2007 10:06 AM
Christina: O.k. Alex, you've already slept with Izzy, Nurse Olivia and Addison. I'm just wondering whether Meredith or I should sleep with you first, and should it be before or after my wedding. Hmmmm.......
AnnetteC
May 1st, 2007 9:15 AM
Alex (to Christina): Seriously...was the lemon cake that bad???
Cat
May 1st, 2007 8:27 AM
Alex (to Cristina): Dude, seriously, you plan to do something about that hair before the wedding, right?
Meredith (raising hand): Oh, oh! Derek's got a GREAT new mousse you can totally borrow!
Cristina: Dr. Torres said I could have her flash cards if I let her practice her hair cutting skills on me.
Izzie (thinking): This can't end well, but it'll distract Callie for a while so I can flirt with George...
iluvgreysanatomy
May 1st, 2007 7:40 AM
Alex: Dude, just gimme some of that cake your boyfriend is making.
Cristina: will you get me Callie's fashcards in return???
Marcie
May 1st, 2007 7:10 AM
Alex: So Yang, when are you going to jump on the George love train?
Meredith: Seriously Cristina, you're the only one who hasn't done it.
Christy ♥ Greys
May 1st, 2007 7:07 AM
Alex: Let's play a game, if you answer a question wrong, you strip- like strip poker, only with boring medical terms!!
Christina: *thinking*
Izzy: *thinking* it's got to get my mind off of George!
Meredith: Seriously? Do we have NO shame? Besides, there's no clean place to play!
Meredith: People change, but they don't change.
May 3rd, 2007 11:19 PM
Alex: Hey, whats wrong with Christina?
Merideth: She ate all the cake. She wants more.
Izzie: Shouldn't she be worrying about her wedding. It coming up soon...
Christina: *mumbling* cakecakecakecakeineedcakemorecakemoremore
May 3rd, 2007 11:12 PM
Christina: There is absolutely nothing good I can use for my wedding vows in any of these romance novels. I'm screwed.
Alex: Yup.
May 3rd, 2007 9:55 PM
Merideth: Wow, I can't believe the wedding is in only a month, aren't you excited...
Christina: (cutting Merideth off) I still have my apartment...
Alex: You still have your apartment!!
May 3rd, 2007 7:25 PM
Iz: I slept with George.
Alex: I slept with Addison.
Cristina: -throws up cake-
Mer: Ooo, I pick that cake!
May 3rd, 2007 11:48 AM
Cristina: hey, I just got something..
Alex slept with Izzie, who slept with George, who slept with Meredith, who slept with McDreamy, who slept with Addison, who brings us back to Alex!
Alex: dude, if you say it like that..
Cristina: Or we can say it like this: Alex slept with OLIVIA, who slept with George, who slept with..
Alex: Okay, I got it..
May 3rd, 2007 8:43 AM
Meredith: Christina, all you have to do is pick a cake for the wedding! How hard can that be?
Izzie: Yeah, it's the least you can do, after all, Dr. Burke is doing all of the planning for this wedding, BY HIMSELF!
Alex: Guys, she's not hearing a word your saying.
Christina: Ya know, you guys make me sick! I think I'm gonna throw up! I think it was something I ate, like maybe cake?? Happy now?
Meredit, Izzie, Alex: Yes!
May 2nd, 2007 10:03 PM
Cristina: I'll take people for 300.
George: Okay, ready? Here we go: Well, she's anything but cold. She smiles... not that often, but when she does, you know because she's really going through a lot, but it's… you just feel warm. She's kind. I mean, she can be a little selfish at times, and she's flawed. But she's kind. She cares about people and, um... she cares about her patients. She's going to be a brilliant surgeon.
Cristina: Who is Mer?
May 2nd, 2007 3:11 PM
Cristina: "Mer, my apartment flooded today. You know, my OTHER apartment."
May 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
"Cristina, you're scaring us! Your head's not about to do an "Exorcist" thing, is it? Should we call a priest?"
May 1st, 2007 11:42 PM
Cristina: "Ok, what was the question again?"
Meredith: "Which of our 'people' have never slept together?"
Cristina: "Wait, I know this one.... None of them?"
May 1st, 2007 9:54 PM
Christina: I've got to get my hands on those cards
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Dude, someone has flash cards?
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Christina I swear to God, if you don't pick
a cake for Preston, I mean Dr. Burke, I'll
beat you up so hard I swear.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oooo I'm a so scared.
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Cat fight!
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Denny heard that.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oh Izzie go eat a tub of butter.
May 1st, 2007 5:58 PM
In The Hot Seat: No time for wedding cake
May 1st, 2007 4:40 PM
Meredith: Okay, Cristina let's go through this again. Izzie slept with Alex, who slept with Syph Nurse. George slept with Syph Nurse, and also slept with ...
Cristina: Um ..
Alex: Oh, come on, even I know that one.
Izzie: I'm really hoping we're just banking on Meredith being the answer to this one.
May 1st, 2007 3:52 PM
Christina: "I spent most of my day testing those cakes..i must have gone crazy cause I thought I heard the cakes saying "Pick me! Choose me! Love me!"
May 1st, 2007 2:07 PM
Meredith: "What's wrong Chris? Something's gotta be wrongâ€"you look like mchell."
Alex: "Yeah, you look like Burke asked you to shave your legs for the wedding."
Christina: "No, evil spawn. I'm just thinking that if I score higher on this test than Burke did when he was an intern, that would be a tastier just dessert than that damn wedding cake he keeps shoving in my mouth.
Izzie: Well, it could be worse. You could have slept with a married man, ruined three lives, and have a huge scar on your hip which you can't talk about to your friends because of the fear of judgment. But hey…you haven't, you didn't and you don't. SO YEAH YOU…YEAH!" Ah…any cake left?
May 1st, 2007 1:43 PM
Christina: Izzy, if you keep gushing to us about how great George is in bed, I think I'm going to McVomit.
May 1st, 2007 1:19 PM
O and amy's is really good 2! :)
May 1st, 2007 1:17 PM
All of these are amazing!! Omg I love Dr.Mcstacii's caption! it seriously sounds like something they'd say!
May 1st, 2007 10:18 AM
Meredith: "Seriously? Cristina, you're the freaking walking Wikipedia. You're seriously worried about this test? Karev's the one who failed his boards. He should worry. I almost drowned and haven't given this test one thought recently. I should worry. Izzy lost Denny. Izzy should worry. But you, Cristina? Seriously?"
May 1st, 2007 10:06 AM
Christina: O.k. Alex, you've already slept with Izzy, Nurse Olivia and Addison. I'm just wondering whether Meredith or I should sleep with you first, and should it be before or after my wedding. Hmmmm.......
May 1st, 2007 9:15 AM
Alex (to Christina): Seriously...was the lemon cake that bad???
May 1st, 2007 8:27 AM
Alex (to Cristina): Dude, seriously, you plan to do something about that hair before the wedding, right?
Meredith (raising hand): Oh, oh! Derek's got a GREAT new mousse you can totally borrow!
Cristina: Dr. Torres said I could have her flash cards if I let her practice her hair cutting skills on me.
Izzie (thinking): This can't end well, but it'll distract Callie for a while so I can flirt with George...
May 1st, 2007 7:40 AM
Alex: Dude, just gimme some of that cake your boyfriend is making.
Cristina: will you get me Callie's fashcards in return???
May 1st, 2007 7:10 AM
Alex: So Yang, when are you going to jump on the George love train?
Meredith: Seriously Cristina, you're the only one who hasn't done it.
May 1st, 2007 7:07 AM
Alex: Let's play a game, if you answer a question wrong, you strip- like strip poker, only with boring medical terms!!
Christina: *thinking*
Izzy: *thinking* it's got to get my mind off of George!
Meredith: Seriously? Do we have NO shame? Besides, there's no clean place to play!