Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LIII > Comments Page 2
Alex: Hey, whats wrong with Christina?
Merideth: She ate all the cake. She wants more.
Izzie: Shouldn't she be worrying about her wedding. It coming up soon...
Christina: *mumbling* cakecakecakecakeineedcakemorecakemoremore
Christina: There is absolutely nothing good I can use for my wedding vows in any of these romance novels. I'm screwed.
Merideth: Wow, I can't believe the wedding is in only a month, aren't you excited...
Christina: (cutting Merideth off) I still have my apartment...
Alex: You still have your apartment!!
Iz: I slept with George.
Alex: I slept with Addison.
Cristina: -throws up cake-
Mer: Ooo, I pick that cake!
Cristina: hey, I just got something..
Alex slept with Izzie, who slept with George, who slept with Meredith, who slept with McDreamy, who slept with Addison, who brings us back to Alex!
Alex: dude, if you say it like that..
Cristina: Or we can say it like this: Alex slept with OLIVIA, who slept with George, who slept with..
Alex: Okay, I got it..
Meredith: Christina, all you have to do is pick a cake for the wedding! How hard can that be?
Izzie: Yeah, it's the least you can do, after all, Dr. Burke is doing all of the planning for this wedding, BY HIMSELF!
Alex: Guys, she's not hearing a word your saying.
Christina: Ya know, you guys make me sick! I think I'm gonna throw up! I think it was something I ate, like maybe cake?? Happy now?
Meredit, Izzie, Alex: Yes!
Cristina: I'll take people for 300.
George: Okay, ready? Here we go: Well, she's anything but cold. She smiles... not that often, but when she does, you know because she's really going through a lot, but it'sâ€¦ you just feel warm. She's kind. I mean, she can be a little selfish at times, and she's flawed. But she's kind. She cares about people and, um... she cares about her patients. She's going to be a brilliant surgeon.
Cristina: Who is Mer?
Cristina: "Mer, my apartment flooded today. You know, my OTHER apartment."
"Cristina, you're scaring us! Your head's not about to do an "Exorcist" thing, is it? Should we call a priest?"
Cristina: "Ok, what was the question again?"
Meredith: "Which of our 'people' have never slept together?"
Cristina: "Wait, I know this one.... None of them?"
Christina: I've got to get my hands on those cards
Alex: Dude, someone has flash cards?
Izzie: Christina I swear to God, if you don't pick
a cake for Preston, I mean Dr. Burke, I'll
beat you up so hard I swear.
Christina: Oooo I'm a so scared.
Alex: Cat fight!
Izzie: Denny heard that.
Christina: Oh Izzie go eat a tub of butter.
In The Hot Seat: No time for wedding cake
Meredith: Okay, Cristina let's go through this again. Izzie slept with Alex, who slept with Syph Nurse. George slept with Syph Nurse, and also slept with ...
Cristina: Um ..
Alex: Oh, come on, even I know that one.
Izzie: I'm really hoping we're just banking on Meredith being the answer to this one.
Christina: "I spent most of my day testing those cakes..i must have gone crazy cause I thought I heard the cakes saying "Pick me! Choose me! Love me!"
Meredith: "What's wrong Chris? Something's gotta be wrongâ€"you look like mchell."
Alex: "Yeah, you look like Burke asked you to shave your legs for the wedding."
Christina: "No, evil spawn. I'm just thinking that if I score higher on this test than Burke did when he was an intern, that would be a tastier just dessert than that damn wedding cake he keeps shoving in my mouth.
Izzie: Well, it could be worse. You could have slept with a married man, ruined three lives, and have a huge scar on your hip which you can't talk about to your friends because of the fear of judgment. But heyâ€¦you haven't, you didn't and you don't. SO YEAH YOUâ€¦YEAH!" Ahâ€¦any cake left?
Christina: Izzy, if you keep gushing to us about how great George is in bed, I think I'm going to McVomit.
O and amy's is really good 2! :)
All of these are amazing!! Omg I love Dr.Mcstacii's caption! it seriously sounds like something they'd say!
Meredith: "Seriously? Cristina, you're the freaking walking Wikipedia. You're seriously worried about this test? Karev's the one who failed his boards. He should worry. I almost drowned and haven't given this test one thought recently. I should worry. Izzy lost Denny. Izzy should worry. But you, Cristina? Seriously?"
Christina: O.k. Alex, you've already slept with Izzy, Nurse Olivia and Addison. I'm just wondering whether Meredith or I should sleep with you first, and should it be before or after my wedding. Hmmmm.......
Alex (to Christina): Seriously...was the lemon cake that bad???
Alex (to Cristina): Dude, seriously, you plan to do something about that hair before the wedding, right?
Meredith (raising hand): Oh, oh! Derek's got a GREAT new mousse you can totally borrow!
Cristina: Dr. Torres said I could have her flash cards if I let her practice her hair cutting skills on me.
Izzie (thinking): This can't end well, but it'll distract Callie for a while so I can flirt with George...
Alex: Dude, just gimme some of that cake your boyfriend is making.
Cristina: will you get me Callie's fashcards in return???
Alex: So Yang, when are you going to jump on the George love train?
Meredith: Seriously Cristina, you're the only one who hasn't done it.
Alex: Let's play a game, if you answer a question wrong, you strip- like strip poker, only with boring medical terms!!
Izzy: *thinking* it's got to get my mind off of George!
Meredith: Seriously? Do we have NO shame? Besides, there's no clean place to play!
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