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August 11th, 2007 11:46 AM
Addison: "Derek, I tried, I even tried the Lavender in the hair, the same type that Meredith uses"
Derek: "You did? I didn't notice. Sorry"
Addison: "Well, I know someone who did notice. Da da"
McSteamy walks out of her bathroom.
August 11th, 2007 6:04 AM
Addison : I CAN´T believe YOU called Meredith LEXIE in bed
Derek : I know no wonder she DUMPED me.
I´m such a MCJCKASS.
August 10th, 2007 11:02 PM
Addison: And so we made a bet that he couldn't last 60 days, but I slept with Alex, and then he told me HE had slept with someone, but he actually hadn't, but then why would he say that? Unless he DID sleep with someone..
Derek: Addison, I'm too tired to interpret crazy girl talk into anything coherent right now.
August 10th, 2007 10:46 PM
Addison: At least now you don't have to feel guilty about Meredith anymore..
Derek: Shut up.
August 10th, 2007 7:24 PM
Addison (thinking) " Man, did I screw up! I had the perfect McDreamy husband, but cheated on him, got dumped for a perfect 12 yr old, had numerous liasons with other cute guys I work with, and now they're forcing me to leave Seattle Grace and start all over BY MYSELF, ALL ALONE. Should I apologize to Derek again and beg him to take me back again? Should we go to counseling again?"
Derek (thinking)" Crap! All that money on new carpet and it has stains on it already! "
August 10th, 2007 5:30 PM
Addison: "By the way...I have sphilis"
August 10th, 2007 4:45 PM
Derek : I had a dream about you last night
Addison : Really? what was it about
Derek: That we were sitting here and Mark walked out of the bathroom naked
Addison: Oh..
August 10th, 2007 4:42 PM
Addison: Whats that smell?
Derek: I dont know..
Mark: Im cooking us something special.
Addison: Omg Mark, please tell me your not cooking trout in my hotel room!!
Mark:[Confused] Whats wrong with Trout?
Derek and Addison: [Frowns]
August 10th, 2007 4:34 PM
Stephanies was good!! Haha
August 10th, 2007 1:37 PM
Addison: What's cooking in the kitchen?
Derek: Food.
Addison: I'm not in the mood, Derek. What kind of food?
Derek: The kind you eat.
August 10th, 2007 12:46 PM
Derek: If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way.
Addison: Shut up McDoofus
August 10th, 2007 1:25 AM
Addison: So we're still waitlisted for the Adulterous Whores Association.
Derek: No, you forgot to change the mailing address. The acceptance letter came when you cheated on McManwhore.
August 9th, 2007 8:39 PM
Derek: Ya know... A little botox around your mouth would really help with those lines...
Addison: And ya know... A little bit of "Nice & Easy" Could do WONDERS for those few stray grey hairs you have...
Derek: **Pouts** I do not have any grey hair...
August 9th, 2007 5:39 PM
Addison: We screwed up.
Derek: WE didn't screw up. YOU screwed up. You just did a cannonball at a pool party that you had no business at and your top came off. I on the other hand, was invited to the party. So when my pants fell off after I did a cannonball, it was ok.
Addison: I wasn't invited?
Derek: No Addison, you weren't invited. You were drunk and showed up unexpectedly.
Addison: Right. Ok. That aliby works.
Derek: It's not an aliby. (thinking) She is so air headed. And she says Meredith is the perfect 12 year old. No, Meredith is the perfect person. Addison is the perfect 12 year old.
August 9th, 2007 1:44 PM
hey guys i think that mia's comment should win!!!!!!!! :)
August 9th, 2007 1:34 PM
*correction*
Addison: Derek, I'm so sorry.
Derek: What's Mark doing here?
Derek: (confused)
Addison: Well you'd know if you'd bothered to return any one of my phone calls.
Derek: So, you MUST be screwing my best friend.
Addison: (silence)
August 9th, 2007 12:01 PM
Addison: Derek, I'm so sorry.
Derek: What's Mark doing here?
Derek: (confused)
Addison: Well you'd know if you'd bothered to return any one of my phone calls.
Derek: So, you must screwing my best friend.
Addison: (silence)
August 9th, 2007 11:43 AM
Kate:Oh my god,I can't believe I'm leaving Grey's anatomy.I'll miss you,
And Mark,
And Alex,
And all these McSeriously things,the Emmy nominations,you know...
Patrick:Come on,I mean SERIOUSLY!You really think that someone will remember The Ruler Of All That Is Evil?!?We got a McBarWhore now!
August 9th, 2007 11:12 AM
I just had idea i think it would be really cool if they used a mixtuer of pics from seasons 1 2 & 3. not just season 3. tell me what you think. I think it´d be really cool. i know some pics from season 2 were used already.
August 9th, 2007 9:47 AM
Derek: Ok, why did you call me over here?
Addison: I'm depressed, Derek.
Derek: I don't care
Addison: You don't care that I'm depressed?
Derek: You cheated on me with my best friend. Then one day you show up at Seattle Grace with no warning and the first thing you say to my girlfriend, the person that I really love and that I want to spend the rest of my life with, is "Hi, I'm Addison Shepard and you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband." So no, Addison, I don't care if you're depressed.
Addison: (thinking) Whatever, he's right. He still hates me and he always will. Oh well, Mark is in the bathroom and he still loves me... I think
August 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Derek: This is so sad.
Addison: I know, I know. One, little two, little three men candy, and then there was none.
Derek: You'll have to start knitting.
Addison: No! I'll just practice in private.
August 8th, 2007 7:46 PM
Derek: I know that you think that marks' your 8th world wonder, but that didn't mean you had slip under when the water was rising.
Addison: Who are you, Kimberly Locke?
August 8th, 2007 7:18 PM
haha purpleuniverse i was disgusted too!
August 8th, 2007 3:57 PM
HALEY DEMPSEY'S SECOND QUOTE SHOULD SOOOOOOO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2007 3:56 PM
i love haley dempsey!!! SHE SHOULD WIM!!!