Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXVII > Comments Page 5
Addison: Pick me, choose me, love me
Derek: Sorry, that line didn't work the first time, and it ain't gonna work the second time.
Mark: It works just fine for me!!
Addison: Derek, I'm pregnant. And it's not yours or Mark's baby.
Derek: *Thinking* Thank god. There is no way Mark will ever be better than me. Now I'll go kick the ass of some poor soul who won't see it coming.
Addison:"So what club did you join?"
Derek:" McDreamy is a McIdiot for McFlirting with a McBarWhore."
Addison:"Good choice. I 'm in the: Cold Turkey Breaking, Sleeps with Everyone Community."
Derek:"I hear they give you free manwhores in towels."
Addison:"Well,I hear that 12 year-olds aren't welcome."
Derek: 'I can't believe neither of us was nominated for an Emmy...'
Addison: 'I know, seriously!'
Derek: "I know it's your turn, but I'll clean it up"
Addison: "Couldn't we just have him put to sleep?"
Derek:"If i went missing, who would notice?"
Addison:"Derek what are you saying?"
Derek:"Let me go to L.A. with you, cause if i went missing i bet no one would notice."
Mark(in the backround):"I would notice."
Derek:"First Meredith was trying to drown herself in the bath tub and now you?!"
Addison:"Derek,your not my knight in shining whatever."
Derek: silence breaker!
Derek: I thought you agreed to wait for me to come home and shower.
Addison: Well, I kind of found someone else to shower with...
haha, Haley Dempsey to win!
Addison: "Mark found our video."
Derek: "Seriously? Seriously. (thinks to himself) God, I hope he doesn't show it to Meredith - I'm still using some of those moves!"
Addison: "You did have some good moves, I have to say!"
derek: izzie, now is not the time for muffins
addison: you know I am kind of hungry for muffins...
mark: do I get any?
derek and addison: MARK!
"So is the stripper coming soon or what?"
Addison thinking to herself : Thank God Derek wasn't any earlier....things would have been MUCH more awkward than they're about to get any second now, as McSteamy get's ready to live up to his name!
Derek: ...she had to break up with me infront of EVERYONE at the wedding??? "it's over. it's so over" what the hell kind of line is that? AHe's the one who said that i needed to just say "meredith i don't love you anymore" why didn't she say...
Addison (interupting): DEREK SHUT UP! I have just made the huge decision to leave Seattle and go down to LA...i really don't care about you and Meredith. There are more important things than you and Meredith.
Addision: plus you need to leave. Someone else is here and you can't see them.
Derek: right. well. see you later.
Addison:"I hope you´ll be happy here once I´m gone. You know? You deserve to be, even with a twelve year old like Meredith Grey."
Derek: "I wouldn´t be too sure about that. The thing is, she doesn´t see me, anymore. Plus, I met a nice looking ten year old at Joe´s. The not so good part about it is that she is Meredith´s long lost half-sister. The good part is, she´s a new intern."
Derek(to Addison) Your not into 3 sums are you cause Meredith has one waiting and im lait. Soo??
Derek: I did not know Mark's body was that hot...I forgive you.
Derek [thinking]: I shouldn't have brought that trout into the trailer.
Addison [thinking]: Black panties, Derek? Meredith wears black panties? You like red panties, Derek. Red ones were your favorite.
Derek: sooooooooo Mark??
Derek(thinking): McYummy? McTasty? Mc Sexy??...
Addison(thinking): McNasty? McHunky? McWhorey??.....
Derek and Addison(same time) MCSTEAMY!!!...wait..... WHAT????
Addison: ok...im sorry i put grease in your shampoo
Derek: and im sorry i put McSteamy in your bathroom
Derek: this is intresting
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