Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXV > Comments Page 3
Shonda Rhimes: Okay, you know our ratings are a little down this season so it's time to bring back the FUN! The HUMOR! The LIGHTNESS!
Katherine Heigl: Furry animals and little kids having their every wish come true because of pretty blond doctors?
Deer: I am getting paid for this, right?
Izzie: You, go get the paddles to shock Bambi back to life
Female intern to male intern: I'll get the paddles, you go look for McVet!
2nd male intern: And I'll get the barbie in case the paddles don't work.
Intern: What are you waiting for?
Izzie: Oh, I am waiting for Shonda. I'm sure she made a mistake in my script. Cos I'm not supposed to be a dud this season. I won the Emmy. I'm a rockstar. I don't do deers. Seriously.. someone, get Shonda here please...
Izzie: Aww come on.. You think I can't treat this deer? I drilled a man's head, for god's sake.
One intern: OMG! Don't tell us we're here to major in veterinary medicine!
Izzie: Ok.I know this looks slightly dangerous...but really its not....its just a way to tell of the deer is really dead or not....
(Interns look at Izzie strange as she walks away)
Interns: (whispering) Seriously!!!
Izzie: Your supposed to follow me.....
Intern1: That's a dear.. That's a dear?
Intern2: You do realize that that's a dear?
Izzie: It's a dear..
Intern2: It's a dear.
Izzie: Ok doctors! How do you want to proceed?
Intern3: Seriously? Your kidding right?
Izzie: You, get a spinal CT, an MRI and an X-ray.
Intern3:She's serious... She's serious!
Izzie: What are you doing here? MOVE!
Izzie: Okay, you losers, quite laughing. I am not crazy. It is Denny reincarnated into Bambi.
Its a Deer... i wonder what these paddles will do to it?
"Okay, let's pretend we are real doctors treating a real person patient."
Izzie: Ok, we're gonna do a psyche test. Pretend this almost dead dear is some fat, ugly person you hate and try to shock them to death with these!
Izzie thinking: DIE CALLIE!!!!
Izzie screams and shocks the dear to life
Izzie: See the test works, I just saved Bambi!
Male intern: man she's pist
Female intern: great we got the dude and the phsyco!
Izzie: Now, you guys just practice on this deer here while I quickly go make my appointment with George in the on-call room.
Izzie: Just think back to Code Class 101. You'll be fine!
Izzie: Why did I have to fall for Bambi?
Intern: Please tell me we're not talking about the dear anymore.
(round of applause for Kdborg's entry: LOL!
and another 2 rounds of applause for both of McKatie's entries: ROFLMAO!)
Izzie: Alright who killed bambi?
Intern: ummmm yea about that.......
Clean up in truck bed 5!
OKAY YA BUNCHA DEAD BAMIBIS...WHO'S NEXT!
I just threw up...I couldn't hold it in any longer...
"where is Finn when you need him?"
"Little did Izzie know, this deer was not Bambi, it was simply.. Todd."
Izzie: Yay deer! Run and be free!
Izzie:I'm ready. Now,page Dr. Torres and when she gets here we'll all shock her, but dont forget: we have to make it look like it was an accident.
Intern 2: Yeah, if anything, you were just trying to shock the deer!
Intern 4: Seriously.
Izzie: And that is how you bring Bambi back to life.
Female Intern: That was amazing.
Male Intern: Uh, why does the deer look like it's going to charge and kill us all now?
Izzie: Don't worry about it. It's Bambi. He would never hurt any of us.
*Deer charges and attacks Izzie*
"Okay, listen up people, rule number 6, if I accidentally shock myself with this and pass out, you must save me, not Bambi. Are we clear?"
ok interns if you can get Bambi to survive the other patients in there will be a piece of cake.
intern 1 : well lets see if we don't make it through this year we can always go and be a Vet.
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