Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXV > Comments Page 4
Shonda (OV): Okay, Katherine. We had some trouble finding enough extras for this episode. The deer was the best alternative we could find on that short notice.
"None of the animals in this episode were harmed or in any danger. Can't say the same for Katherine Heigl."
Izzie; Well if Dr Torres would do her job then I wouldn't have to take care of bambi, now would I?
shut uo ... I am trying to think here....
does anyone know where freaking the LVAT is?
Intern: Have you ever done this before?
Izzie: Done what? Shock Bambi back to life? No. But, soon his wife will probably shock me to hell so i'll get some experiance in the matter.
Izzie: How come everyone thats called Bambi is a 007?
izzy " all right people does anyone have any questions?"
tall guy " yea what do you call a deer with no eyes?"
izzy " i have no ideer oh crap i walked right into that one lets get serious here people"
group " serious? is this serious? come on seriously?"
Izzie: Alright smart asses, how else do you expect Santa's sleigh to get around?
Izzie: Yeah, Do any of you have lights for noses? I don't think so!
Intern: Why are we saving a deer?
Izzie: Because its what Jesus would FREAKING do!!
Interns: Crazy doctor...why do we get the crazy doctor who is saving a deer from certain dinner?
Izzie: Why do I get the interns with no faith? (yelling) OK....electric shock time
Deer: (thought) NOOOOOOOOOO!
Interns: What the...what are you doing?
Izzie: Bambi must be punished. REVENGE!
Interns: Oh god, we really ARE stuck with the psycho...
Interns: Woah ur gonna give eletric shocks to a deer?
Izzie: Yeah! I'm a rockstar!
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
*zap* The deer has come alive.
Me, I really am that good.
Fa, you look so damned surprised.
So, you think I'm such a dud.
La, your egos are in mud.
Te, I'm laughing all inside.
That will bring us back to Doe...
Izzie: See, I told you Bambi could be saved......Rock Star!
Izzie: (after shocking deer) OMG it actually worked! I seriously can't believe that it actually worked!!
Dad: **thinking** damn...there goes dinner.
Intern 1: **thinking** there is no way that should have actually worked.
Intern 2: **thinking** yay the deer is going to be ok!
Intern 3: **thinking** I wonder how long a psych consult will take for our so-called resident?
Intern 4: **thinking** ohh she's happy now...maybe i can put those on-call rooms to good use and get a name like McSteamy or McDreamy.
Intern: Not Barbie! We said said Bambi! Shock Bambi!
Izzie: These paddles I'm holding are not toys. You have to earn your rights to use them.
Male Intern: So is the deer our test?
Izzie: No, I just needed someone to save and to feel important.
Interns: " When I signed up to be an extra I didn't think it would involve a deer"
Lizzie: Okay let's take care of bamb
Intern: I can't believe we got stuck with a residnet who would rather take care of bambi then go into surgery.
Intern2:Yeah she should of been a vet
Intern3: Yeah why are we taking care of a deer?
Izzie:Shut Up! I'm trying to think!
Izzie: This is my friend Bambi. He's kindly volunteered to get himself hit by a few cars so we could play doctor
George: *off camera* I DID NOT!
Izzie: Okay I know Denny died, that was last year. This is a little dramatic for punishment, seriously.
Izzie: Okay listen. If this deer doesn't survive the next two hours, you're all invited for roast saddles of venison with canberry and dumblings at my place.
How appropriate - I get to fix "Bambi."
Ok, they don't let me work on, like, live patients - so I am here to teach you how to tell if a deer is alive or dead.
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