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December 14th, 2007 11:02 AM
Lexie: Dr. Yang? Nick´s artery just blew, I thought maybe you wanted to be here, since you´ve been lusting after a "blood bath" for as long as I´ve known you. Sir.
December 14th, 2007 8:11 AM
Lexie: Hello? Somebody help me!... Bloody hell! Sorry, no pun intended.
December 13th, 2007 8:06 PM
Lexie: No sorry Kate there's no work here either, we have the same writters as you! i'm just practising
Kate Walsh(on phone): oh right...forgot that...
December 13th, 2007 6:00 PM
Lexie: kdborg, get a life!
December 13th, 2007 5:59 PM
Lexie: I said I want your BODY, not you BLOODY!
December 13th, 2007 5:55 PM
Lexie: Cool! I look good in red!
December 13th, 2007 5:54 PM
Chyler: Ok, I'll do it.
Seth: Here's the phone.
Chyler: Mr. McFarlane, Mr. Green can't come to work today. The artery in his neck exploded and there's blood everywhere.
McFarlane: Will he make it?
Chyler: I'm new to this gig and I'm not sure I can save him. Perhaps I could take his place.
McFarlane: What? No schtick? My doctors do schtick. Who is this? Did Howard Stern put you up to this?
December 13th, 2007 5:47 PM
Lexie: Hey, Dad, do you know how to do that stitching Mom did on that old sweater of yours? That sweater that was too tight? This is very important.
December 13th, 2007 5:44 PM
Lexie: Paging Dr. Riviera. Paging Dr. Nick Riviera.
December 13th, 2007 5:43 PM
Voice on phone: The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hang up and try again.
December 13th, 2007 7:44 AM
Lexie: Hey Shonda..um how long is this strike gonna last cuz you see this is the final scene of your last episode and I don't want to be standing here covered in ketchup until god knows when..
December 12th, 2007 9:45 PM
Nick: My Carotid Artery just blew and you want to talk on the phone!? You're kidding me, right!?
Lexie: SHHHH. I'm calling the nurses' station to see if I can get some help in here!
random person from the nurses' station: Password please?
Lexie: One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
December 12th, 2007 5:31 PM
Lexie: Alex, I want you to lie to Hahn... Tell her Nick's - my actual boyfriend and in some hours fiance - getting worse... Because there was some complications. Actually, I did cut the carotic artery, just to him get new skin! Please Alex, lie for me... It's really important.
Alex: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before... Then he'll die, you'll be sad, even if I carry you around and I do a 'great gesture', you'll say you're not prepared.
Nick: Seriously!
December 12th, 2007 3:59 PM
Lauren your caption is very funny too!!! this Lexie girl is obviously a real source of laughter (and i don't mean that in a good way)
December 12th, 2007 3:12 PM
Lexie: Yes, a big chezzy pizza. Can you deliver fastly? (whispers) Someones time is running up.
December 12th, 2007 3:06 PM
haha carrie thats funny with the buying us all pizza comment ... no problem by they way urs was my favorite!!! =] .. anyway heres mine
Lexie: Hi, I need a clean pair of scrubs size small delivered to room 203. Yes its for Lexie Grey. Ok thanks.
Nick: What do you think your doing?!?! I'm about to die here.
Lexie: Well, Alex can't exactly see me in this, now can he?
December 12th, 2007 12:54 PM
...Code Blue. Oh, and we'll need about 167 bleach pens.
Yes, I'll hold....
December 12th, 2007 8:33 AM
Lexie: "That's right, a bone dry cappucino and a biscotti to room 100- oh, and I almost forgot- bring a couple of pints of O negative blood and some fresh scrubs too. STAT!"
Nick: "You forgot to order MY latte!"
December 12th, 2007 3:52 AM
thak you Sam!
December 11th, 2007 10:55 PM
lexie: "oh hey alex do you wanna come over tonight?"
Nick: "Can you talk to him some other time? because in case you havent noticed, you were a little busy saving my umm i dunno... LIFE!!!"
December 11th, 2007 8:14 PM
Hello?
...No, you're not calling at a bad time...
...Well, I'm glad you asked! No, I'm really not satisfied with my long distance service. What kind of rates can you offer me?...
...Oh, hang on a minute. (Look, can you hold the phone up a little higher? A little higher -- that's it. Great. Hold it right there.) Okay, go on...
...mmmm hmmmm...
December 11th, 2007 8:11 PM
I like Marisa's comment!
December 11th, 2007 7:47 PM
Nick: Look, I know you only have 2 minutes left to order that necklace on QVC, but for the next minute and 45 seconds, you could save my life instead?
December 11th, 2007 6:55 PM
Lexie: Nick, look out there!
Nick: Wh--what?
Lexie: It's a bomb squad- and wait, is that my half-sister? She looks like she nearly drowned! And gosh, Izze cut an elvat line!
December 11th, 2007 6:55 PM
Lexie: "No- I don't know what happened to Joe the Bartender, but I'm kind of busy right now- I have to go- I think my patient is about to turn into a werewolf......... Buffy-get your vampire-slaying @$$ over here!"