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June 5th, 2008 1:53 PM
((looking at the Chief, off camera))
Christina: "what the hell did he do to his hair this time?"
George: "looks like spray paint"
Lexie: "looks like magic marker"
Izzie: "no, no, look closer. Its chocolate syrup. See how its running down his cheeks?"
Meredith: "Yep. It's definitely chocolate syrup.Too bad my mother isn't here to lick it off of his head."
((long awquard pause))
Meredith: " Did I just say that outloud?"
Christina: "Holy crap Meredith. No wonder you're in therapy."
June 5th, 2008 2:34 AM
George: Why is he sutering his own face?
Christina: To turn me on.
Izzie: I thought you were all sad over burke.
Christina: After this, a girls gotta move on.
Meredith: I want to take that Mcsexy for an x-ray.
Lexie: I asked him to have a drink yesterday
Meredith: You're the girl from the bar? I'm always the girl from the bar!! yestderday i was (smiles)
June 5th, 2008 1:06 AM
Izzie, Christina, Lexie, and George all thinking the same thing:
Geroge: Is that Derek's pe...?
Meredith: Yes, it sure is.
June 5th, 2008 1:03 AM
Izzie, Christina, Lexie, and George all think the same thing:
George: Is that Derek's pe...
Meredith: Yes, it sure is.
June 4th, 2008 8:28 PM
mer: last week it was Burke on the bulletin, this week, its me and my world class neurosurgeon.
izzie [whisper to mer] do you really think thats appropriate to say in front of you know who?
Christina: shut up dr. phill, I'm fine.
George: [laughing to himself] yeah, sure.
Christina: go back to the chief George.
lexie[thinking] hmm, that news article would look great on the fridge!
June 4th, 2008 3:56 PM
mer: last week it was Burke on the bulletin, this week, its me and my world class neurosurgeon.
izzie [whisper to mer] do you really think thats appropriate to say in front of you know who?
christina: shut up dr. phill, i'm fine.
george: [laughing to himself] yeah, sure.
christina: go back to the chief george.
lexie[thinking] uh oh
June 4th, 2008 9:05 AM
GEORGE: Is... is that what I think it is?
IZZIE: Tell me if I should laugh or cry.
CRISTINA: (reading aloud) "Meredith has been crowned Miss Seattle Slut." Wow.
MEREDITH: Read on.
CRISTINA: "... of the CENTURY".
June 4th, 2008 8:49 AM
meredith: see guys?i told you.me and my world class neuro surgeon did it.
george: oh! you found a way to safe lifes! congratulations!
christina:no, georgy, i think she refers to the photo next to that article.
everyone:ugh!
izzie: did you do the McNasty with your McDreamy!??
meredith(smiling):isnt that proof enough?
lexie(thinking):that photo would be great as a wallpaper...
June 4th, 2008 7:48 AM
Lexie: Cristina is trailing by 26 points in the Seattle Grace Residential Sex competition
Cristina: Shut up 3. I always win
Izzie: You only get 1 point per kiss and 3 points for getting naked you've gotta do
Cristina: I can't make the writers get me laid, they fired Burke.
George: I hate been an intern. Olivia, siphilous Meredith, Callie, Izzie & now Lexie I'd definitely win.
Meredith [massive grin]
Lexie: Why is Meredith so happy?
George: Tonight she's gonna do the McNasty with McDreamy in a McField of McCandles
Izzie: It's the ultimate sexual fantasy bonus of 80 points
Cristina: Plus the extra 50 for breaking up Derek & Rose
George: She gets 10 points for every episode that they dated
Lexie: Seriously?
Meredith: I told you suckers that you wouldn't want to be my friends because of the sheer intensity of my happiness
Cristina:[mutters] I really wanted the sparkle pager filled with shiny shiny sex. Stupid bright and shiny Meredith
June 4th, 2008 3:01 AM
Meredith: for once it isn't my panties on the bulletin board!
June 3rd, 2008 5:54 PM
Everyone: OMG, the chief naked!
Meredith: He could be my uncle, but with some whisky I can get over that...or over him...
Izzie: Hmm...I think McSteamy did a surgery on his...thing...I don't remember it that big...
George: Step away dudes...I'm his IN-tern...I'll get to do the...job
Lexie: Okay, you can all have it for now, but with my photographic memory, I can enjoy him all the time!
Christina: Nice penis! Reminds me of Burke's.
June 3rd, 2008 4:21 PM
[everyone but mer] again? why do u leave ur lacy underwear everywhere????
mer: well at least i got to sleep with him again.
June 3rd, 2008 2:52 PM
meredith: oh my god. you guys! i told you not to wait up for me! and now..... ugh.... i dont feel good. now you posted it up where every one could see it!
christina: we had to. we knew he was proposing.
izzie: well we figured.
meredith: (vomits everywhere)
christina: oh great. she's pregnant already!
izzie: nice! i thought you would have waited until the honey moon atleast meredith!
meredtih: oh thanks guys! i'm really feeling your love and support.
christina & izzie: your welcome!!! we love you too!
June 3rd, 2008 12:02 PM
Meredith: "look at my pretty candle house. I live there now with my world class neurosurgeon."
Christina: "Holy crap Meredith. You're such a lame ass loser."
George: "I like the candle house. Its way better than my crapartment."
Lexie: (thinking to self) "Hmmm...I bet those candles would look awesome in our apartment."
Izzie: "I just ate a tub of butter."
June 3rd, 2008 11:00 AM
Christina: Mc Rebound's leaving?
George: Yeah, she is. I feel sorry for her.
Lexie: Poor, poor Rose.
Izzie: It's really sad. I heard she was in love with him.
Meredith: Oh yes, it's a real tragedy. Me and my world-class neuro-surgeon, we're really sad. He wished he hadn't spent 5 friggin episodes kissing her. I, on the other hand, am just devastated to see her go. (sniggers)
June 3rd, 2008 10:40 AM
Meredith (coming): What you're looking at?
George: (whispering mysticaly): Christina is losing her mo-jo...
Lexie: (full with ironie): The world couldn't be better! Why always me?
Christina (lady of sarcasmn): George, why aren't you do, what you always do?Runing through the hospital with papers telling everybody how important you are as "chiefs intern"?!
I'll be in surgery (goes away)
June 3rd, 2008 9:47 AM
THINKING TO THEIRSELVES
mer "that would be MY medical history..yeah, me and MY world class sergeant"
all" damn, she did it again"
June 3rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Cristina: What's up Mer? Why did you page us all?
Izzy: It's not like you are dying.....right?
George: O my God, is that???
Meredith: Yes it is....... I got myself an EMMY !!!!
June 3rd, 2008 7:49 AM
Cristina looking at the x ray on the x ray machine: "Why arent I doing the McNasty with McDreamy"..?"
Meredith smiling so widely:"I told you he had a big pickle"
June 3rd, 2008 7:17 AM
julibuli is so funny i love it =]
June 3rd, 2008 6:38 AM
Meredith: "And THAT is the proper way to do the bendy thing in the shower."
Everyone else: "ewwwwwww...."
June 3rd, 2008 5:30 AM
Meredith: "You know you're all jealous. I'm in the news. I took part in a groundbreaking clinical trial"
June 3rd, 2008 4:30 AM
George: " Is that another leaflet from the Nurses United against Mark Sloan?"
Izzie: "Yeah and theres some picture?"
Lexie " Omg its McSteamys pickle"
Cristina: "And remind me why you didnt go there meredith?"
Meredith: " At this point i really dont know im regretting my decision"
June 3rd, 2008 3:55 AM
Christina: Well, I'm in it, Meredith is in it to, don't care about the others. I have a job, soo, I'm going.
George: Gosh, I can't believe..I'll have a case with ROSE?? No, this is a nightmire..
Izzie: I..I just..I can't believe George, you sleep with everyone..Meredith, Olivia, Callie, ME..now is ROSE?? Who's the next?
Lexie:(I hope Izzie don't know I slept with George yesterday :s)
George (very relax): Lexie, I slept with her yesterday.
Lexie: (Gosh) I've to go..
Izzie: Don't move stay where you are..
Meredith: (This is going to be so much fun, go get her Izzie!!!)..:D
June 2nd, 2008 10:31 PM
george:is that what i think is......
christina:ohh...yeah...it's alex freaking sex list...
izzie:seriously.....seriously....seriously......
lexie:ohh....my god.....i'm not in it...who forgets me...after they've slept with me....
meridith:ohh(while laughing) this is going to be somthing fun.....