Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXII

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Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans, to our long-running Monday morning tradition, the Insider Caption Contest - now in its 112th consecutive week.

Who won this week? Let's take a look.

It was a difficult decision, as it always is, seeing as you guys and girls are so awesome, but we went with incalliewithdrawal as this week's winner.

Congratulations on a job well done by all! The winning entry appears below, beneath the photo, with the full list appearing a little bit more down the page.

We appreciate you visiting us so frequently. Thank you all for playing the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest and good luck again this week!

Here is this week's Caption Contest image:

The One and Only Chief

Chief: So basically I'm great. And also my wife. Did I mention my wife? It's pretty much my only storyline besides being awesome. Once I was on X-Files. Wife.

George: * Maybe if I had an awesome stubbly beard, people would not kick my ass quite so much *

Lexie: * Even when I grow an IV pole out of my head, people still don't notice me, dammit *

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Chief:"...ALRIGHT! If Meredith is really that depressed, I will show her my G-string. Now stop staring at me."


Chief: It's a splinter people, take care of it.


Chief: "Damn, I really thought Rose had a chance, but there were too many internal injuries. I'm calling it. TIME OF DEATH, 11:36."
George: "But...sir...she's still awake....and breathing..."
Lexie: (looking at George) "Are you seriously questioning the Chief? She's dead, George!"
(Lexie pulls out a gun and shoots Rose 22 times. Sure, one shot would have killed her, but she just wanted to make a point.)


George: *I wonder how i would look like with grey hair*
Lexi: *I wonder how i would look like with george*
Cheif: ... He'll have to be put under extreme care *I wonder if any of the two are even listening to a word I'm saying...*


Chief: "Well, first, Adele forgave me for the affair, and never complained, then she got mad when I chased my dying niece's friends out, then she made me throw my niece a prom, then we got divorced, then we got back together, then we broke up again, then she......."
George: "I'm sorry I asked, sir..."
Lexi (thinking) "Oooookkkaaaaayyyy then, remind me to NEVER ask him about his love life!"


Chief: "I've decided to make Rose the Chief of Surgery."
George: "But sir, she's not even a surgeon. That's not fair!"
Chief: "I could care less if she doesn't even know what a scapel is. She takes it up the butt, and that makes her qualified for the job more than anyone else."
Lexie: (thinking) Damn, I'll take it up the butt if I can be Chief.
George: (thinking) I took it up the butt last night, and you don't see me being Chief.


Chief: O' Malley. Scrub in on Rose's surgery. We need to save her. NOW! George *thinking*: Maybe you need your head fixed. Lexie: George, he scares me. He wants to save Rose's life.


Chief: O' Malley! Scrub in on Rose's surgery. Later afternoon. We need to fix her head. She might die. George *thinking*: Maybe you need the surgery. Lexie: George, he scares me. He's trying to save Rose's life.


Lexie: "Ok, I admit it- I've been decorating our apartment with stolen hospital equipment. Frankly it looks better in my place than here!"
George: " Ok, I admit it- I looked at every resident's application, and by the way Alex LIED big time to you!"
Chief: "You don't know how much I wish I were drinking bourbon right now!"


Richard: Ohh!! The nurses are going on strike again because Derek left Rose for one of the doctors.
Lexie: Which one do you think it is?..... I GOT IT!! It's Izzie!!
George: Christina?
Richard: How dumb are you?
Lexie: WAIT!! Maybe it's Meredith!!
George: Good guess!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.