Reality TV Recaps: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Hell's Kitchen 06/04/2008

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Because many households were tuned in to see Barack Obama become the first Africa-American nominee for President (at least we hope they were), allow us to recap the two major reality TV shows from last night...

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Bionic Bo had his stitches removed, so he's free of the chin bandage. The Message in the Bottle is about what the contestants are willing to do for Tila Tequila. They roll up to a tattoo parlor, and Brittany is excited by the prospect of getting another one... -- BuddyTV

Hell's Kitchen: Corey and Christina want to make Jen's life a living hell, now that she's back on the red team (Matt is back on the blue team). It doesn't really matter, though, because Chef Ramsay merges the two teams into one (black and white uniforms!) on top of the London West Hollywood... -- TV Squad

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Reality TV Quotes

I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.