Breaking up is hard to do for anyone. For Sammi and Ronnie on Jersey Shore, it's just not happening no matter what. Seriously, she will not drop this loser, period.
We would feel worse if she weren't so pathetic or were more likable. Her own friends seem conflicted regarding whether they should tell her, too. Not a good sign.
Ron's creepin' on random hoes has taken over this season, and Sammi is either oblivious, really pathetic, or both. But Snooki and J-Woww aren't standing for it.
The girls decide to pen an anonymous letter - so secretive that they write "breasts" instead of other terminology to mask their identities - containing the truth.
Will Sam open it? Will Ronnie ever sober up? We'll have to wait and see, but this guy has been a mess beyond belief so far. Just flat-out plastered every night!
At least he's not half-assing this thing ...

As usual, Sammi and Ronnie overshadow the good things about Jersey Shore.
Unfortunately, this story line is kind of played out (letter aside), and unless J-Woww steps in to fight Ronnie or Sammi grows a spine, we're getting a little tired of it.
The drama even overshadowed the other significant event of the night, which was Snooki's boyfriend Emilio cheating on her, or so it appears, back in New York City.
J-Woww tore him a new one on the phone and after a series of angry calls, a drunken gorilla juicehead was officially put in his place and our girl Snook is single again.
We think. Hard to say. All we know is that it was hilarious to watch, especially having already listened to this guy complain in real life that he got dumped for no reason.
Some other highlights from last night's installment of the MTV show ...
- The ice cream store, again, with Vinny and Pauly D mackin' customers.
- The Situation channeling Snooki and making a disaster out of dinner.
- Situation dropping more acronyms than we can follow (see below).
Follow the jump for tons of Jersey Shore quotes from last night ...
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