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July 21st, 2008 10:19 PM
Izzie: "Well, I screwed it up now- first I almost killed Denny, then I quit, then I came back on probation, then I rocked as a surgeon, then I broke up George's marriage and probably made Callie gay, and then I made a comment about the writing so now I might get fired. Oh, Bailey, what should I do? You're my teacher and mentor, tell me what to do!"
Bailey: "Hmmmffff! I THOUGHT I smelled a mocha latte! That little ho Meredith had better be bringing it to ME! Now, what was the question?"
July 21st, 2008 2:15 PM
IZZIE: I think shonda wants to kill me...and she's gonna do it right here in this hospital, i know it, i can feel it.
BAILEY: dont you read the insider, shonda isnt going to "kill you", she says your going to have an unbelievable storyline next season. Now stop moping around, get off your ass and go save lives.
IZZIE: (thinking) then why the hell is Denny coming back next season.
BAILEY: and stevens, Never, you hear me, NEVER bite the hand that feeds you.
July 21st, 2008 10:29 AM
Bailey: "why are you mopping instead of working?"
Izzie: "whats the point there going to kill me"
Bailey:"yes they are..ohh what are they doing over there, looks like there punching something with blonde hair, ohh"
Izzie: "yup that would be me"
July 21st, 2008 9:19 AM
bailey - yep. stevens. i'm sorry. you have nits.
izzie - damn.
July 21st, 2008 7:40 AM
IZZIE: Shall I live or shall I die?
BAILEY: Don't care, but the Emmy will be mine.
IZZIE: Oh Miranda Bailey, should a do a biopsy now?
BAILEY: Not my choice, but at the Emmy's I will take a bow...
July 21st, 2008 4:01 AM
Chandra: shonda coming
Katherine: so is my fate
July 21st, 2008 3:54 AM
izzie: are the writers there?
bailey: no! they're gone.
izzie: WHEW!!
July 21st, 2008 3:54 AM
izzie: are the writers there?
bailey: mo! they're gone.
izzie: WHEW!!
July 20th, 2008 10:19 PM
Izzie: "Mirror, mirror inside my head: Who was better in bed? Would it be Alex, strong and a prick, sounding sick even if he [i]does[/i] have two dongs. Or would it be George, oh sweet George. With eyes of green and moves of God?"
Bailey [thinking to herself]: "Sweet Lord, does this woman have a brain tumor?"
Shonda [using a mind-reading device]: "Yup! Muahaha!"
July 20th, 2008 7:42 PM
Izzie: (singing) Mamma Mia, here I go again...
Bailey: Yea, here you go again messing with the writers. Uh oh, I see Denny. Someone's going to have a near death experience or get a hallucinatory brain tumor.
Izzie: Did you say Denny? (singing) Mamma mia, just how much I've missed him.
July 20th, 2008 6:08 PM
Bailey: Why so sad?
Izzie: Well, Shondra is testing out ten different methods to kill me for season five...
Bailey (looks over at Shondra): ...Oh dear god, I should clear an OR right away...
July 20th, 2008 4:27 PM
Bailey: Are those, your panties on the board?!
Izzie: *sighs* Yep...
July 20th, 2008 2:59 PM
Bailey:O Dear Lord are the writers back on strike. Look they got their pickets and everything out there...
Izzy: Stop looking out there. If they find me im dead. It took me a half an hour to find this hiding place go get your own!!
July 20th, 2008 12:57 PM
Bailey: "Huh, would you look at that? The Emmy list is out. Wonder who's on it…"
Izzie: "I know I'm not. Woe is me, woe is me! I know I COULD have gotten another Emmy, but the writers… They just don't LIKE me!"
Shonda (backstage): "HEY! It's not OUR fault you're a bigtime movie star! *muttering* I think I'll go write her off… Whaddya think, everyone?"
*Cheers are heard from backstage*
July 20th, 2008 10:48 AM
BAILEY: Remember when I. Washington called T.R. Knight a fagot and still stayed on the show? And then when you rejected an Emmy nomination and Shonda did not kill Izzie?
IZZIE: Umm... No...
BAILEY: Me neither... Hahahaha (Walks away)
July 20th, 2008 10:40 AM
BAILEY: What, you pissed the nurses?
IZZIE: No I pissed Shonda.
BAILEY: Oooh...
SHONDA: Heigl get in here!
IZZIE: Sorry, got to go, Torres just peed on a stick!
July 20th, 2008 9:01 AM
Bailey: Yup, it looks like the writers are killing you off.
Izzie: Crap...
July 20th, 2008 8:47 AM
Bailey: OMG! I think I saw dead man!
Izzie: No, that's just Danny back on set.
July 20th, 2008 8:32 AM
Bailey: (Thinking) "I wonder if I'll look god as a blond"
July 20th, 2008 7:12 AM
MIRANDA: "Do you have a problem?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Do you have a mocha latte?"
IZZIE: "No."
MIRANDA: "Then go away."
July 20th, 2008 7:06 AM
Izzie: "I took pause."
Bailey: "You paused?"
Izzie: "I paused."
Shonda: (from backstage) "She's dead!"
July 20th, 2008 7:01 AM
MIRANDA: "When you see her, you’ll know what to do. It must be nice to think about what she wants, trying to make her happy, like you would. Doesn’t mean she don’t like you." (talking about Shonda)
SHONDA: "Chandra, It's not nice to lie to her!"
July 20th, 2008 5:32 AM
Izzie: What are you doing?
Bailey: I'm trying to see the BIGGER picture.
- a while later -
Bailey: So...what's going to happen to the clinic after you die?
Izzie: mmm...how does the "Denny and Izzie Duquette Memorial Clinic" sound?
July 20th, 2008 5:10 AM
Bailey : "Wha... What is going on with this world? If things don't stop going crazy, we'll find Dr. Hahn and Dr. Torres kissing each other soon."
Izzie : "..."
July 20th, 2008 12:08 AM
Bailey: Whose damn obituary is on the board?
Izzie: *SIGH* That would be mine.