Chance Describes Boning of Tiffany Pollard

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Complete and utter gross out alert!

In a recent interview with VH1, former I Love New York cast member Chance (if that's his real name!), detailed what sex was like with Tiffany Pollard. Don't say you weren't warned.

It was like having sex with a stuffed animal - with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

Chance, Tiffany Pollard

Shockingly, this led to more than just kissing between Chance and Tiffany Pollard.

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