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Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 10 Comments (Page 2)

25 Comments

  1. GGqueenbee
    Rank: Extra

    dan-ugh...god this is brutal...why aren't u studying?
    vanessa-because i am actually doing more worthy than that...so anyway how's the dartmouth thing going...
    dan-well here it is going...i hope i get in...it would greatly suck if i didn't...
    vanessa-well best of luck to u...where is serena?..is she even studying?
    dan-yes...i am gonna go find her...
    vanessa-i will go with u i want some perogies..at Veselka! do u want some?
    dan- sure...it's better than a empty stomach during the s.a.t.s,right?

  2. Pernille Kjaersgaard

    Spotted: Lonely Boy and sidekick prepping for the SAT's. Didn't anyone tell Dan Humphrey that he needs more than a couple of books to live up to the high standards of Dartmouth? Can he handle the preasure, or will he fall flat on the ground? You know you love me.. XOXO Gossip Girl.

  3. jessica

    vanessa - dan i think i'm still in love with you. dan - would you just leave me alone already vanessa - dan your so funny [thinks to herself he loves me really]

  4. Adelle

    Dan: Okay, who led Bacon's rebellion?
    Vanessa: *dreamily* Nate...
    Dan: Do you mean Nathaniel Bacon or your new piece of eye candy?
    Vanessa: Since when did you notice him as 'eye candy'
    Dan: A while
    Vanessa: *alarmed* what?
    Dan: *incoherently* huh?

  5. melo m

    dan:.....................................NO!!!!
    vanessa:don'n ever try to humiliate me infront of the customers! thats only a reviewer for the entrance college test at the PHILIPINES! dumb you!
    *why did i ever let you be bestfriends with me again?*
    dan:.....................................RIGHT!

  6. MD

    vanessa: what are you doing?
    dan:*stares at his book and frowning* why would u ask, u invited me here to study?
    vanessa: i didn't invite you here. instead, infront of the newyork palace.
    dan: *thinking seriously* great! serena would think we're going to pick-up one of the hotel rooms and have s*x!
    vanessa:great dan! now let's go!

  7. Leann

    Vanessa: *thinking*- ohhh man I totally just queefed and it is stank! haha and Dan its heading your way!

    Dan: *sniff* *sniff* *thinking*-maaaaan WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

  8. edie

    Dan: *sounding strained* a-pp-l-e, app-le, apple! apple!
    Vanessa: *clapping* good work, Dan, you finally got one right!

  9. Nicole

    Vanessa Again DaN with the dirty magazines
    Dan Guilty as charge I think I'm becomming Chuck
    Vanessa hahaha

  10. Heather

    Dan: So Vanessa, I think Serena gave me crabs. It's so itchy.
    (Looks at Vanessa)
    Dan: Great, you laugh at my discomfort

  11. BodatousBlake
    Rank: New User

    Dan: Ahh. What have gotten my self into. To Vanessa: I knew taking that internship was a bad thing from the start.
    Vanessa: (chuckling) Here's some more coffee you look like you need it.
    Thinking: He's such a dork when he's stresed.

  12. CBluv2

    Vanessa laughs as Nate stands by the coffee counter and does his impression of the serious, reading Dan.

  13. iheartgg

    Dan: (thinking) Mayeb if i stare at my story long anough Serena will want to get back together
    Vanessa: (Thinking) I wounder what Chuck looks like with his pants off? (Starts laughing outloud) Im so funny.

  14. k1mee

    Dan(to himself): study.. study.. study.. need to study..
    Vanessa: DAN! you are such a NERD! Here have some coffee..
    Dan(to himself): at least I'm not the one getting paid for taking scandalous videos of people i know and just using it to create an "anti-herpies" ORG!

  15. Maddy

    Dan: *concentrating* Ok thats exactly 1000 forks, 1000 knives and 10 000 serviettes
    Vanessa: *laughs thinking to herself "Why am i best-friends with such a dork"*
    Dan: Vanessa can you make yourself useful and get me some more coffee, i'm running low and i need to keep my energy levels high.
    Vanessa: *laughs* Right away sir.


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