Gossip Girl
Season 3 Quotes

Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"

Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul! [permalink]

Episode 14: "The Lady Vanished"

Nate: I told you I was good in the kitchen. [permalink]

Nate: We broke my dresser [permalink]

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking. [permalink]

Blair: Serena, sit your ass down. [permalink]

Serena: Our drinks would be nice, maybe some bread for the table.
Blair: You haven't eaten bread since middle school. [permalink]

Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it. [permalink]

Rufus: [to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore. [permalink]

Rufus: [to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs. [permalink]

Dan: What could be friendlier than taking a mock photo? [permalink]

Blair: [to Serena] You and I both know why you did this and it has nothing to do with Chuck. [permalink]

Gossip Girl: Careful S, you may think you know what's best, but this time, you might just be pushing your Chuck. [permalink]

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts. [permalink]

Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning. [permalink]

Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I love you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family. [permalink]

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it. [permalink]

Blair: I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on. [permalink]

Gossip Girl: Sometimes, despite the risk, the most important thing is to seize the moment. Or whatever else you can grab. [permalink]

Jenny: Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll? [permalink]

Damien: From what I recall from boarding school, it wasn't hard to get Serena out of her clothes. [permalink]