Gossip Girl

Season 3 Quotes

Episode 22: "Last Tango, Then Paris"

Jenny: [to Nate] I get it, you and I are friends, you love Serena. [permalink]

Lily: You just have to wait until they finish college. Or in the case of Serena, rebel and NOT go. [permalink]

Eleanor: I am never letting this creature go. [permalink]

Cyrus: [during the delivery] Not enough!!! [permalink]

Chuck: If you want to leave, now is the time.
Jenny: You're not kicking me out?
Chuck: Some of them don't get the choice.
Jenny: I don't want to be alone.
Chuck: Neither do I. [permalink]

Chuck: The world you're looking at only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it is that I always knew it was empty. [permalink]

Blair: Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class. [permalink]

Blair: First of all, S., you didn't go to school this year and you haven't had a real job in months, so life is kind of like summer for you. [permalink]

Dorota: Blair loves the Empire State Building. Even though she doesn't want to, and she should just admit it and make all our lives easier. [permalink]

Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"

Gossip Girl: In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0. [permalink]

Blair: Like every great general, I have contingency plans. [permalink]

Serena: What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn? [permalink]

Chuck: What brings you and your mid-level entourage? [permalink]

Blair: The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse. [permalink]

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore. [permalink]

Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old. [permalink]

Gossip Girl: Whether it's love or war you're outfitting for, thank goodness for fashion. [permalink]

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me. [permalink]

William: I've got the files in my bag. Do you want to see them?
Serena: No, Dad, you don't have to prove yourself.
William: I think I do. [permalink]

Lily: [to William] You know, it's really nice to be here with someone who doesn't hate these things. [permalink]