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August 9th, 2008 6:09 PM
Cristina: Ugh, well if you're going to fight me, at least do it right. First of all, you're holding your fist all wrong. Your thumb is not supposed to be underneath your fingers or else you'll break it when you punch me. Hold it like that person on the TV is.
*Meredith turns around to look*
Cristina: Secondly, don't ever look away from your opponent.
*Cristina knocks Meredith out*
August 9th, 2008 5:59 PM
Cristina: You'd have a hard time winning the gold medal in boxing with toilet paper in your hair.
Meredith: Not when I'm picturing Rose's face...
August 9th, 2008 5:49 PM
Christina: Mer, what's with all the toilet paper?
Meredith: It's for my new advert for recyclable toilet paper
Christina: Your new advert for recyclable toilet paper...?
Meredith: Yeah watch... First I start dancing, then I cry and then I look in the camera and go
"Pick me, Choose Me, Re-Use me... McTeePee."
August 9th, 2008 5:17 PM
Christina:Why are you dancing?
Meredith:Cause I'm getting married, hence the toilet paper in my hair!
Christina:So, you're marrying a loser brain surgeon, who I still don't like and just so happens to be quite good looking.
Meredith:HAH, you finally said it!!You think Derek is good looking!!
August 9th, 2008 3:25 PM
Chrsitina: "drunken boxing, seriously, do i look like Jackie Chan to you?"
Meredith: " After 3 bottles of tequila, you kinda do look like him just a lil bit, now stand still so i can hitchya "
August 9th, 2008 10:50 AM
Cristina: We're meant to be drunken hoars on tequila
Meredith: Then why aren't you dancing and getting wasted?
Cristina: Because I'm not a drunken hoar. I've only hooked up with one guy in this hospital and every time my life is sucky I either sing Madonna songs in the morgue, clean or go to 99 cent stores.
Meredith: oh. You definitely wouldn't qualify for the dirty mistresses club.
Cristina: Even Bambi and Izzie get more ass than me.
August 9th, 2008 9:51 AM
Christina: Meredith, I am not giving up the toliet paper.
Meredith: I'll fight you for it!
Christina: Seriously!
Meredith: I gotta go badly. Bring it on!
August 9th, 2008 9:24 AM
Meredith: I'm bringing sexy back...
Christina: ... sexy in toiletpaper
August 9th, 2008 6:50 AM
Meredith : So we're supporting Barack Obama, then?
Cristina : Yeah, whatever.
August 9th, 2008 1:14 AM
Meredith: Is it just me... or was that last piece you put in my hair wet?
Cristina: Didn't you know? We're short on supplies here.
Meredith: You who calls yourself my friend! Putting used toilet paper in my lavender-conditioned hair.
August 9th, 2008 12:41 AM
loveeeee mcdreamy's!
August 8th, 2008 11:01 PM
Christina: Are you seriously considering marrying McDreamy?
Meredith: (dancing) Seriously.
August 8th, 2008 10:56 PM
oops. i messed up:
meredith: Put em uuup
cristina: no.
August 8th, 2008 10:29 PM
Christina:Seriously?
Mer:Yea. He's Mcmarried.
Christina:And you're McCrazy.
August 8th, 2008 10:29 PM
Meredith : Oh C'mon. Derek wants me to have a bridesmaid.
Cristina : No. Definitely no! This whole thing reminds me of Burke and my ten-minute marriage.
Meredith : Seriously! Not everything is about you.
Cristina : Oh, so this wedding is about you?
Meredith : Yap!
Cristina : I can live with that.
August 8th, 2008 10:26 PM
Meredith : Oh C'mon. Derek wants me to have a bridesmaid.
Cristina : No. Definitely no! This whole thing reminds me of Burke and my ten-minute marriage.
Meredith : Seriously! Not everything is about you.
Cristina : Oh, so this wedding is about you?
Meredith : Yap!
Cristina : I can live with that.
August 8th, 2008 9:07 PM
Mer: "And THAT'S how you do the Macarena, Cristina!"
Cristina: "And THAT'S how people wind up getting psyche consults, Mer!"
August 8th, 2008 8:36 PM
meredith: my breasst looks bigger when I do like this, you see?
christina: eehh... whatever you say.
August 8th, 2008 8:20 PM
Sandra: No Ellen we dont dance it out until after my fiance leaves me and Hahn comes and ruins my hardcore cardio and you break up with your McDreamy and your half sister comes in the NEXT season ,dumbass
Ellen: oh yeah your right, i really need to read my scripts.
August 8th, 2008 7:33 PM
meredith you know that tissue ur holding is used cristina.
August 8th, 2008 6:48 PM
MEREDITH: STOP touching me like that.
CRISTINA: What? Your breasts need a lift. No wonder Derek chose Rose!
MEREDITH: Are you kidding me? This is what happens when you're pregnant. Your boobs sag, when the baby comes, you lactate.
CRISTINA: Awwww...a McBaby!
August 8th, 2008 5:58 PM
Mer: (singing) "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting".....
Chris: meredith..are you sure the therapy is working???!!
August 8th, 2008 4:43 PM
Meredith: Put em uuupp
August 8th, 2008 4:14 PM
Meredith (singing): I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
Cristina: I liked you better when you were dark and twisty.
August 8th, 2008 3:42 PM
meredith: seriously? i'm getting married?
christina: Seriously you are. you and mcdreamy, are going to get mcmarried in a mcchurch and you are going to say mcvows and going to be mchappy.
meredith: that's my person!