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August 30th, 2008 7:43 AM
George: You're sure you saw Torres kissing Hahn?
Meredith: No...I saw Torres kissing Sloan and then kissing Hahn and then I saw Hahn kissing Sloan and then...uuhh. I need to get a life. The damn housed better be ready before Christmas.
George: And your mum's house? Can I stay there for a while with Lexie?
Meredith: Are you two a couple?
George: ...kind of...
Meredith: Seriously? First you sleep with me, then you're my mother's imaginary husband...and now...Lexie. I mean Lexie?
George: You know, she's got a wart exactly in the same spot where you have one. You guys have the same anatomy.
Meredith: Maybe we should change the show's name to Lexie's Anatomy then...you Mc-I-like-to-sleep-with-the-Greys bastard!
August 30th, 2008 7:10 AM
George: Mer, do you ever feel like you're in an episode of Friends?
Mer: Not unless you divorce a lesbian, no
Callie: George, can we talk?
August 30th, 2008 5:17 AM
George:What do you think,how much calories does this sandwich has??
Meredith:Hmmm...That's an interesting question.
August 30th, 2008 2:17 AM
George:Mer, there's something wrong with Christina.
Mer:What?
George:She's singing...in the morgue...slicing open dead people.
Mer:I guess i'd better break up with Derek if that's where sleeping with your boss gets you.
August 30th, 2008 1:20 AM
Meredith: How do you manage to screw more girls than Alex?
George: I have no clue, maybe I just have really good timing.
August 30th, 2008 12:19 AM
George: You're my resident and my friend. I lived, past tense, down the hall from you. I've slept with you.
Meredith: And now I live, sleep and talk with Derek.
George: No! I need help. Your sister. She's a thief! And she's stolen my heart.
Meredith: And what do you want ME to do about that?
August 29th, 2008 11:18 PM
Mer, it's rude to talk about sex when people are eating!
August 29th, 2008 11:16 PM
George: Izzie gave me a "box of fun" a while ago.
Meredith: And...
George: I'm thinking of using it. Except I don't know with who.
August 29th, 2008 10:18 PM
George: Derek, Derek, Derek. All you ever talk about is Derek. Or you and Cristina. What happened to you?
Meredith: What happened to me? You are in a relationship with bad sex with the girl you dumped Callie for. I wouldn't be talking!
August 29th, 2008 9:59 PM
mer: i'll pretend to be izzie if you pretend to christina.
george: deal.
August 29th, 2008 9:53 PM
mer: george, im sorry. theres nothing else i can say.
George: the sad sex is one thing, but walking in on my special time is another.
August 29th, 2008 9:21 PM
George: Mer..ive been having dreams about men...
Merideth: hmmm...you may be gay..You should be talking to Callie and Hahn about this one.
August 29th, 2008 8:42 PM
Geoge: I saw Callie kissing Hann
Mer: McLezbian
George: everyone has a McLable but me!! *crys like the little school boy he is*
Callie walks by singing "i kissed a girl" by kate perry
Geogre crys harder
August 29th, 2008 8:38 PM
Geogre: how many women do i have to sleep with to get a McLable?
Mer: No. don't even think about it. Oh wait, you already did. i guess you can be in the runnings.
George: (napolian dynamite like) heck yess! so what is it?
Mer: i dunno. McWeeny, McFetus, Mc007, Mc...
George: ok, stop.
Cristina walks in: McSyff
George crys
August 29th, 2008 7:53 PM
Another slant to Jess' comment
Meredith: I'm happy and whole, I got myself all healed up and I'm building a house with Derek. Therapy is really the only way to go. There were times when I seriously wanted to throttle that bitch, but it was all worth it in the end.
George: I don't need any stupid, silly therapy!
Meredith: Ok, Olivia, Me, Callie, Izzie and now your kissing my sister.
George: Got her number handy?
August 29th, 2008 7:43 PM
George: "I kissed Lexie."
Meredith: "Another girl? Olivia, Me, Callie, Izzie, now Lexie..."
George: "I just want someone to give me a McName!"
August 29th, 2008 6:58 PM
George (hesitant): I, um... I kissed Lexie.
Meredith: What is it with you and you and us Grey's?
George: I guess I just like your anatomy.
August 29th, 2008 6:48 PM
George: "YOU gave me syphilis? Guess I owe Alex an apology for kicking his ass! Geeze, how embarressing!"
Mer: "YOU'RE embarressed? Try being the real syph girl!"
August 29th, 2008 6:43 PM
Seriously George, you need to get over yourself, seriously.
August 29th, 2008 6:34 PM
Facial's is awesome (like every week!!!!!)
George- You stole my pickle.
Meredith- No I didn't. I already have McDreamy's and I definatly don't need yours.
George-Oh. Sorry.
August 29th, 2008 6:19 PM
Meredith - Stop kicking me!!
George - Geez. I didn't mean to...
August 29th, 2008 5:44 PM
George: What do you mean there's only one picture of me in the TV Guide? I had a storyline in the finale too! Why does Derek have to be so appealing to everybody's eyes?
August 29th, 2008 4:52 PM
george: can it really be possible that i married a lesbian?
meredith:what?
george: good thing i got a divorce
August 29th, 2008 3:46 PM
Meredith:I'm moving in with Derek.
George:(Crying)Why are you leaving me??You don't love meeeeeee!!!
August 29th, 2008 3:14 PM
George: Why are you holding your head like that?
Meredith: I have a crook in my neck.
George: Seriously?
Meredith: Seriously!
George: It looks permanent. We might need to operate.