TV Guide has take The Hills' long-running feud to a new level by actually putting the respective "teams" in uniform!
Team Heidi - basically Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag taking on everyone else - may be shy on manpower, but it's a formidable squad. Her singing alone could wipe out entire countries, and he's a brilliant schemer.
One can only wonders what plays Spencer will call next.
Who knows who would actually win a football game between the squads. But follow the jump for a look at the (sexy!) Team Lauren Conrad roster ...
Want more The Hills?
Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!