TV Guide has take The Hills' long-running feud to a new level by actually putting the respective "teams" in uniform!
Team Heidi - basically Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag taking on everyone else - may be shy on manpower, but it's a formidable squad. Her singing alone could wipe out entire countries, and he's a brilliant schemer.
One can only wonders what plays Spencer will call next.
Who knows who would actually win a football game between the squads. But follow the jump for a look at the (sexy!) Team Lauren Conrad roster ...