The Hills

You can admit it. It's okay. We watch The Hills and The City too. And we don't always hate it. That's what guilty pleasures are all about, and MTV's Tuesday pair is as addictive as it gets.

So, because we know at least 13 of you want to know ...

• On The Hills, Kristin and Jayde squared off again over Brody. You'll be surprised who he decided he wanted to work things out with. Also, Speidi was actually boring. Read more about "Can't Always Get What You Want" in our The Hills recap!

• On The City, Whitney and Roxy had boy problems, while Olivia and Erin came one step closer to murdering each other. What happened on Whit's blind date that you won't believe? For more on "Forget About Boys," here's our The City recap!

Admit it, you actually watch The Hills and The City. That's the great thing about the Internet, no one has to know what you read about online (unless you're sitting at work, in which case your computer is probably being monitored, suckers). So indulge already.

Because we know at least seven of you want to know ...

• On The Hills, Kristin found herself torn between Justin's mind games and fond memories of ex Brody Jenner. Meanwhile, Holly is a drunk, Speidi is hilarious and Jayde Nicole is totally nuts. Check out our recap of "Sorry Boo, Strike Two."

• On The City, Whitney Port showed us a different side of her, booty calling ex Jay Lyon and then breaking it off, all the while dating hunky new guy Freddie Fackelmayer. Who is a complete tool, but still. Check out our recap of  "Hit it and Quit it."

Because we know that deep down, you secretly watch them and don't tell anyone, below are links to recaps of MTV's Tuesday night guilty pleasures, The Hills and The City!

• On The Hills, Kristin Cavallari got the same treatment that Justin-Bobby usually gives the ladies (not showing up) and actually seemed sad. Speidi continued to bicker a lot about having kids. Check out our recap of The Hills, "Strike One."

• On The City, Whitney Port went to try to shop her designs to fashion buyers at the advice of Roxy Olin, while Olivia Palermo actually stood out (in a good way) for once over at Elle. Check out our recap of The City, "It's All Who You Know."

Because reality TV still counts as television, and these shows aren't even real anyway, below are links to recaps of MTV's dual guilty pleasures, The Hills and The City!

• On The Hills, Kristin Cavallari blatantly made out with that loser Justin-Bobby. Everyone gasped in awe. And Spencer Pratt really does not like kids. Even a little. Check out our recap of The Hills, "Mess with Me, I Mess with You."

• Across the country on The City, Whitney Port and Roxy Olin put together a photo shoot and Roxy ruffled some feathers with the big boss. Olivia Palermo struggled at Elle again. Here's our recap of last night's The City, "Working Girls."

MTV's last remaining cash cow and its boring spinoff both returned to the air with new episodes on their new night Tuesday. Follow the links below for recaps of both The Hills and The City!

• On The Hills, Lauren Conrad is a thing of the past and Kristin Cavallari (pictured) is the new star. And boy, was she shaking things up from the get-go in "It's On, Bitch!" Sure, it's all fake, but it's entertaining! Check out The Hills recap here.

• Three thousand miles away on The City, Whitney Port's spinoff has been made over into a "workplace drama." As opposed to the riveting "relationship drama" of last season. The verdict on version 2.0? Check out The City recap here.

The 5th season of MTV's The Hills came to a fitting, crazy conclusion last night with star Lauren Conrad exiting stage left - and being left in the dust by the long-awaited legal nuptials of Speidi and the "shocking" arrival of new cast member Kristin Cavallari.

The hour-long episode conveniently wrapped up several plot lines, bid farewell to the show's star and introduced a lot of drama we can expect to continue next fall.

For a full rundown, read The Hills season finale recap ...

Note that Lauren Conrad is nowhere to be found in this Speidi wedding photo ... or in the future of The Hills at all. The star said goodbye to the series after five seasons last night.

After Heidi Montag badgered him long enough about it, Spencer Pratt relented and finally - finally - apologized to Lauren Conrad for spreading the sex tape rumors about her in an effort to convince LC to attend their wedding - if only for Heidi's sake.

Meanwhile, Stephanie Pratt continued to prove she has an I.Q. around 70, while Audrina Patridge and Jayde Nicole clashed over Brody Jenner yet again.

Follow the link for a full recap of The Hills ...

Will Spencer Pratt finally apologize to Lauren Conrad and admit starting the sex tape rumor that sparked over two years of feuding between LC and Heidi Montag?

From the preview of tonight's The Hills below, it looks like he just might. Even as he resists Heidi Montag's initial requests for him to do so, you know he'll cave.

It's marriage, after all.

Here's a clip from tonight's episode - the season finale is next week - in which Speidi argues about whether Spencer should be the bigger person and apologize ...

Stephanie Pratt's tenure at People's Revolution came to an end last night, while her big brother, Spencer got engaged to Heidi Montag after winning the blessing of her father, Bill.

A couple of good death threats really seemed to set our boy straight.

Elsewhere, Audrina worked with some mediocre rock band in what was tantamount to free advertising for them, while Lauren Conrad prepared to bid the series farewell.

Follow the link for a full recap of The Hills ...

This rumor has been circulating for weeks, but now it's apparently a done deal: Lauren Conrad's former high school rival on Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavallari, will be stepping in for her retiring counterpart on The Hills, beginning in the season finale and continue next fall.

Kristin, who introduced Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt four years ago, will make her Hills debut May 31 at the plastic pair's wedding - and she'll catch the bouquet, natch.

Moreover, she admits she's doing this to bolster her own fame, and that part of the reason she was brought on board was to create drama. "Reality" TV at its finest!

Follow the link to read more about the new star of The Hills ...