An Interview with... Toastee!!!

Toastee Toof epitomizes everything that is right - and wrong, we suppose - with reality TV.

She has a cool nickname, a past filled with amateur pornography and zero inhibitions. Sadly, none of this was enough to keep Toastee alive on I Love Money.

But she did sit down with VH1 to discuss her experience on the show:

Were you surprised to go when you did?
I was. I really thought Megan was going to go home. I’m not mad at Hoopz, but I think she had the chance to get rid of someone who was a big manipulator in the house. I was sneaky, but I think Megan was a lot worse than I was. Pumkin was right when she said that Hoopz was basing her decision on revenge, and that was not the smartest thing to do.

You and Pumkin betrayed your secret alliance with Brandi and Megan. Was that just inevitable?
I knew eventually it would be me and Pumkin versus Brandi and Megan, but I didn’t know it would be that soon. Hoopz was the Paymaster and three people had to go in the box. She was not going to vote off Whiteboy or Real. We had no choice but to turn on each other. Brandi probably would have been safe if she did turn on Megan. Megan and Brandi were never my friends. We just used them as far as we could and it had to end at some point.

What are you looking at now? Are you still aiming to go to med school?
Yeah. That’s still my main goal. I really don’t have the time to devote to going full-time now. I’m only 24, and I think I need to take whatever opportunities come along now. I’ve gotten some offers, some films that I’m going to follow through with. But they aren’t porn. (Laughs)

Note to readers: If you're ever in the ER, and they page Dr. Toof over the intercom, make a run for it. As quickly as you can.

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