Justin-Bobby. Corey Bohan.

One's hot, the other isn't. One is nice, has an awesome accent, can formulate complete sentences and even showers. The other, not so much. Or at all.

Naturally, for Audrina Patridge, it was an easy call - pick the complete loser. That and some Speidi sibling drama made for a great episode of The Hills.

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