What happens when Holly Montag tries to play peacemaker between estranged frenemies Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag? A lot of contrived, useless dialogue.

Still, this is what we've come to expect from The Hills - and Spencer Pratt is always there with a spate of manipulative, snide comments to liven things up.

Meanwhile, Whitney Port makes a lot of expressive faces, Lauren Conrad lies around in a bikini and Audrina dates two guys: Colin and that loser Justin-Bobby.

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