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Dan: Hey, sir have you seen a blonde girl with a bags
Guy: No, i saw 2 girls one blonde and a brunette they were with a sweeing machine and a lot of clothes
Dan: Thats Jenny and Agnes
Guy: You better hurry caused they we're saying they didn' have too much time
ha! xoxo_CB I love yours :D
D: No, dude, I'm telling you the truth... Someone really does love Chuck Bass!
Thanks abby xo!
chuckylover made me laugh so hard! Great caption!
What do we have here? Lonely boy not staying so lonely with a mystery man??? Maybe Dan can now go after E. Will we def. keep you posted on this. XOXO Gossip Girl
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of a Scavenger.
Guy: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Guy: Get in, before I change my mind.
Guy: Give me your money!!
Dan: I live in Brooklyn I already don't have money.
Guy: Well than how did you buy your man purse?
Scruffy Dude: "hey, since you're done with your ex. Serena, do you mind if I give her a quick poke? I hear she's a great piece of ass.
Dan: Um...do you really think we're done?
Dan: OH MY GOD! Where did you get that coat, i *have* to get one!
Guy: Umm... The flea market?
Dan: Oh, must be a new store then.
dan: hey man do you mind if i look through this trash someone tooks something from me and just tossed it like yesterdays garbage.
guy: what was it maybe ive seen it.
dan: my virginity!!!
guy: serena van der woodsen huh?
LOL! enunciiate and chuckylove, yalls were funny :) good luck!
Dan- Wait you're telling me one garbage bag can carry three dead cast members?
Guy- Yup, that's the power of Glad Bags!
Dan; You know a Serena Vander Woodsen?
Guy; Hey-yeah. We screwed around a couple of years ago.
Dan; Ah...of course. Well...have you seen her?
Guy; Now, I'm not much of a stalker, but she was just walked by, lips locked with this fag who needed to shave...
Dan; Yep...that's her...
Guy: Hey, hey you. I got something in my pocket for you.
Dan: Oh, no. I don't do drugs or anything like that. I'm a good boy.
Guy: I took Cedric.
Dan: YOU WHAT?! GIVE HIM BACK!
Guy: Not until you give me your sisters phone number
Dan: but...but....THATS MY CEDRIC.
Guy: Blair said that would get to you, I never imagined how well.
Guy: [thinking] "geez, when did cowboy boots come back in style? I would never be caught in those. Poor kid."
Dan: [thinking] "sheesh. Is plaid in, now? I better ask Blair befoe buying some."
Dan: Dude, I'm not a f***ing rent boy! Here's my friend Nate's number...
Blair is looking at this picture on GG
B:....so thats what brooklyn looks like
Guy: May I help you?
D: I heard that Aaron stays here? With you? I actually need a personal talk with him.
Guy: What's a guy like you wandering around places like these?
D: Hi sir, I actually need a new place to stay. You mind to let me in?
Well, well, well. What's that? Lonely Boy talking to a stranger, hasn't anyone ever told you that strangers, especially in streetcorners aren't good, now now be a good boy.
xoxo Gossip Girl
Dan: Hi, Vanessa said I don't have any male friends and I wanna prove her wrong..so I'll give you 20$ if you pretend to like me!
D: i'm sorry for the way last night ended.. it was a waaaave...
guy: yes, yeah i saw that.. *smiles*
D: and since then i was wondering...
D: are YOU HUNGRY??!
Dan: Hey, could you help me out here, apparently I need new and quite strance expiriences if I want to write good stories.
Guy: Hey! Don't you play Dan on Gossip Girl?
Dan: Yeah! Would you like an autograph?
Guy: Actually, could you just help me move this garbage into my truck?
Dan: Plaid seems to be in this season...