Gossip Girl Recap: "Bonfire of the Vanity"

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"That tiny man must have some secret I can exploit." - Blair Waldorf

You knew instantly that her mother's new boyfriend Cyrus (guest star Wallace Shawn, below) was not going to sit well with Blair on last night's Gossip Girl. What you may not have expected was that he'd outwit her and she'd grow to like him in the end.

Elsewhere, Jenny's fashion dreams may have gone up in flames (literally), but she's not going down without a fight. Serena agreed to an open relationship with Aaron, while Dan set out to dig up dirt on Bart Bass, which led to some interesting results.

Get the full rundown in this recap of "Bonfire of the Vanity" ...

Serena van der Woodsen, Cyrus Rose

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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