The Big Bang Theory Recap: "The White Asparagus Triangulation"

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Last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory was definitely the Sheldon Show.  Sheldon was busy working to help Leonard secure his relationship with Stephanie.  To help his best friend?  No.  Because he likes Stephanie the best of all Leonard's girls, past or present. 

Sheldon Seeks Penny's Help

Sheldon was willing to try everything from asking Penny for help to researching primates on the Internet.  You can catch up on all his attempts in our "The White Asparagus Triangulation" recap.

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TBBT Quotes

Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.

Sheldon: I recently read that during World War Two, Joseph Stalin had a research program to create supersoldiers by having women impregnated by gorillas.
Howard: What a sick use of science.
Raj: Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.
Amy: I wonder if Stalin considered any other animals.
Leonard: Hippos are the deadliest creature. A half-human, half-hippo soldier would be pretty badass.
Howard: Yes, but when they're hungry-hungry, you can stop them with marbles.
Sheldon: Yeah, the correct animal for interspecies supersolider is koala. You would wind up with an army so cute it couldn't be attacked.