Season 3, Episode 8: "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
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Leonard: The meteors are so pretty.
Raj: With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid.
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Sheldon: You keep in mind that my sharply-worded comments on yelp.com recently took down a muffin store
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Sheldon [filling out medical form]: When was your last menstrual period?
Penny: Oh! Next question!
Sheldon: I'll put in progress
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Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.
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Wolowitz: There are two not-unattractive middle school teachers.
Raj: Wonderful. How old are they?
Wolowitz: Fifty, fifty-five.
Raj: Woh, menopause, nature's birth control.
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Season 3, Episode 7: "The Guitarist Amplification"
Sheldon: I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Raj: "Sorry" doesn't make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy! Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice!
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Sheldon: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago, I told you not to talk to her, and now look, we're going to be late to the movies.
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Wolowitz: But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning, and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.
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