Taylor: What do you mean I'm not getting the "IT Girl" spin off?!
Producers: Sorry Ms. Momsen, it looks like we have decided to take a different approach. It appears your not quite the "It" girl material.
Taylor: ...I'm not "It" girl material!? If I'm not "It" girl material who the hell is?
Producers:...uhmmm Connor Paolo .(Eric Van der Woodsen)
Jen
December 29th, 2008 8:29 PM
Taylor: I'm afraid that my throat infection is back.
Well, Leighton said if I swallow, then Chace would like me.
Oh...maybe I shouldn't have...
Didi
December 29th, 2008 8:24 PM
Taylor: Wait, we have to find a way for a boy to kiss me!
.......
Taylor: Maybe we can change the script so that Eric can be bi. Chace said that he was sick of me whining to Josh so that Jenny could be with Nate.
......
Taylor: What do you mean he looks better with Vanessa?!
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
December 29th, 2008 8:03 PM
Rufus; Jenny where are you?
Jenny; I decided I'm going back to school
Rufus; Jenny the truth is they paid me to take you out of Constance prep, they dont want you there, the headmistress said you dont "fit" the image.
Jenny; OMG is it because of my purse? I knew it clashed
NatesBbyxoxo Rank: Guest Star
December 29th, 2008 7:59 PM
Dan; Heyy jenny i just found vanessa and agnes tied up in your closet.
Jenny; Ohh ..haha how did they get in there
Dan; Look just leave cedrick and serena alone and i wont tell dad
Jenny; Fine. Ohh Wait Dan!! Can you feed agnes and shave vanessas head?..
Dan; umm..bye jenny
kay
December 29th, 2008 6:53 PM
jenny: no agnes you can't burn my outfit!!!
kay
December 29th, 2008 6:44 PM
jenny ( thinking how to be a look a like serena)
jenny: can I order three boxes off champagne?
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:39 PM
J: Hi. O M G!! don't talk! just listen. this is important and I need you to be quick and not speak word of it to anyone! I'll explain later! Just run in my room and take out the tape from the video camera before Vanessa gets there, she's taking it to borrow for some documentary. The thing is that last night Nate and I were bored and decided to kind of fool around with it and well she can't find out Nate and I are still seeing each other behind her back so please please spare me the lecture and just save me this one time, Dan!! PLEEEASEEE!!
Vanessa: WHAT, JENNY?????
J: Hello? Dan?
Vanessa: nooooo it's me Vanessa! and are you being serious about what you just said?
J thinking: shit! I dialed the wrong number!
J: (nervous giggle): uumm.. April fools!!! ha ha ha
Vanessa: Jenny, it's October.
J: OMG, I can totally explain... (hangs up)
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:27 PM
J: Uummm... hold on I KNOW THIS ONE!!
(thinking): I wish I would have studied a bit more during home schooling. damn.
J's cousin: HURRY! before the teacher sees me on the phone!!
J: OMG didn't you have someone better to call! You know I dropped out to pursue in fashion design!
J's cousin: OMG you DID!?!
...
J's cousin: oh shit! He just caught me on the phone, Jenny!! Gotta go! (hangs up)
J: Man I'm going to have to study more but I don't understand, she should have just used her calculator on her cell...4 x 4 is like 18 or something!!! I THINK! wait no.. oh whatever! Too bad for her! I hope they don't think she was cheating!
(phone rings)...
J: Hello...
Teacher: Hi, I just redialed, may I know who I'm speaking to?
J: Um, yes. this is Jenny, I'm her cousin. I was just calling to wish her good luck on her exam because I know how hard she studied for it. I SWEAR she was not calling to ask me for help!!
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:17 PM
Tara, I like your second way better!! :D lol
ED.W.LOVER Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:16 PM
Lucie and Suu,xoxo your comments are funny... and Tara yours sounds a lot like mine... good luck every1! :D
chacelover
December 29th, 2008 5:27 PM
Jenny: Wait, are you sure?
OMG you're totally right. I DO have a forehead, how
silly of me.
Oh sod!
No, it's ok. I found it again. Phew. That could have
been embarassing.
Tara
December 29th, 2008 3:43 PM
Jenny: Huh? I don't know.
Rufus: Come on....guess.
Jenny: Ok, ok. Ummm, vegetarian lasagna?
Rufus: Nope.
Jenny: Uhhh, pot roast?
Rufus: Uh uh.
Jenny: Dad, I'm gonna be late for class. I don't have all day to guess what we're having for dinner.
Tara
December 29th, 2008 3:37 PM
Jenny: Shut up! I do not have a big 'ol zit on my forehead!
Vanessa: Yes you do. And stop touching it...it'll make it worse.
Jenny: What should I do?
Vanessa: How should I know, I've never had a zit before! Are you showering regularly?
finchel Rank: Recurring Character
December 29th, 2008 1:36 PM
Jenny: Hey dad I need a favor
....
Jenny: Wait your doing what????
....
Jenny: Lily's there!!
Hangs Up
Jenny: Dan, Serena, Eric!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny: What do you mean high waisted skirts went out of fashion?
Ritch_Bitch
December 29th, 2008 6:58 AM
Jenny: Hey, Nelly. We are friends now, right? And I need your help. I helped you, so now you can repay me. I want you to shave my calfs. And I want you to want it.
mill.
December 29th, 2008 6:24 AM
Jenny: Ok Dad, i am totally going to pretend i didnt just hear you say that you're in love with Lily. OH, look at the time gotta run! Bye!
Unknown
December 29th, 2008 4:35 AM
Hello upper east-siders.
It's Serena here, your one and only source to the scandalous lives of Manhattens elite.
Just letting you all in a little secret in season 3 of Gossip Girl.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen gets addicted to Pot.
- Blair Waldorf gets knocked up with Chuck Bass.
- Nathaniel Archibald starts 'liking' Eric.
- Dan becomes rich from becoming an author and changes his personality for the bad.
- Jenny falls in-love with Nate but love doesn't work & goes back to school and discontinues making dresses.
- Lilly Van Der Woodsen gets married to Rufus Humphrey.
- Rufus Humphrey has a one night stand and that's how Lilly & Rufus break up.
- Mr Bass returns to the Upper Eastside and is determined to murder Lilly.
- Vanessa dies from a car crash.
- Aaron falls in love with Vanessa and commits suicide.
- Eleanor gives her line to Blair but Blair can't manage that much pressure from everything she's dealing with.
- Cyrus & Eleanor continue they're marriag
Shauna
December 29th, 2008 3:59 AM
Me? 15?
Nooo....
TheAustralianGossipGirl
December 29th, 2008 3:58 AM
Gossip girl i have some serious news for you
im actually only 15, but i act and dress like an adult hooker
jenny: hey nate i really think we need to talk.
nate: im with vanessa now jenny.
jenny: well what vanessa doesnt know wont hurt her.
nate: i dont think its a good idea jenny i really like vanessa.
jenny: i just thought we could talk about the letter, i know you love me or have feelings for me, i just want you to know chuck is a way better kisser. and obviously blair agrees.
tina
December 28th, 2008 7:23 PM
"OHHMIIIGAWWDDD!
how could this happen ?
i, i , i mean i , nothing happened with me & nate,
hes with vanessa!
i just dont understand how this could of-"
"Well Ms.Humphry , the results dont lie."
"Yes, ohh kayy. thank you."
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
December 29th, 2008 9:44 PM
Taylor: What do you mean I'm not getting the "IT Girl" spin off?!
Producers: Sorry Ms. Momsen, it looks like we have decided to take a different approach. It appears your not quite the "It" girl material.
Taylor: ...I'm not "It" girl material!? If I'm not "It" girl material who the hell is?
Producers:...uhmmm Connor Paolo .(Eric Van der Woodsen)
December 29th, 2008 8:29 PM
Taylor: I'm afraid that my throat infection is back.
Well, Leighton said if I swallow, then Chace would like me.
Oh...maybe I shouldn't have...
December 29th, 2008 8:24 PM
Taylor: Wait, we have to find a way for a boy to kiss me!
.......
Taylor: Maybe we can change the script so that Eric can be bi. Chace said that he was sick of me whining to Josh so that Jenny could be with Nate.
......
Taylor: What do you mean he looks better with Vanessa?!
Rank: Guest Star
December 29th, 2008 8:03 PM
Rufus; Jenny where are you?
Jenny; I decided I'm going back to school
Rufus; Jenny the truth is they paid me to take you out of Constance prep, they dont want you there, the headmistress said you dont "fit" the image.
Jenny; OMG is it because of my purse? I knew it clashed
Rank: Guest Star
December 29th, 2008 7:59 PM
Dan; Heyy jenny i just found vanessa and agnes tied up in your closet.
Jenny; Ohh ..haha how did they get in there
Dan; Look just leave cedrick and serena alone and i wont tell dad
Jenny; Fine. Ohh Wait Dan!! Can you feed agnes and shave vanessas head?..
Dan; umm..bye jenny
December 29th, 2008 6:53 PM
jenny: no agnes you can't burn my outfit!!!
December 29th, 2008 6:44 PM
jenny ( thinking how to be a look a like serena)
jenny: can I order three boxes off champagne?
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:39 PM
J: Hi. O M G!! don't talk! just listen. this is important and I need you to be quick and not speak word of it to anyone! I'll explain later! Just run in my room and take out the tape from the video camera before Vanessa gets there, she's taking it to borrow for some documentary. The thing is that last night Nate and I were bored and decided to kind of fool around with it and well she can't find out Nate and I are still seeing each other behind her back so please please spare me the lecture and just save me this one time, Dan!! PLEEEASEEE!!
Vanessa: WHAT, JENNY?????
J: Hello? Dan?
Vanessa: nooooo it's me Vanessa! and are you being serious about what you just said?
J thinking: shit! I dialed the wrong number!
J: (nervous giggle): uumm.. April fools!!! ha ha ha
Vanessa: Jenny, it's October.
J: OMG, I can totally explain... (hangs up)
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:27 PM
J: Uummm... hold on I KNOW THIS ONE!!
(thinking): I wish I would have studied a bit more during home schooling. damn.
J's cousin: HURRY! before the teacher sees me on the phone!!
J: OMG didn't you have someone better to call! You know I dropped out to pursue in fashion design!
J's cousin: OMG you DID!?!
...
J's cousin: oh shit! He just caught me on the phone, Jenny!! Gotta go! (hangs up)
J: Man I'm going to have to study more but I don't understand, she should have just used her calculator on her cell...4 x 4 is like 18 or something!!! I THINK! wait no.. oh whatever! Too bad for her! I hope they don't think she was cheating!
(phone rings)...
J: Hello...
Teacher: Hi, I just redialed, may I know who I'm speaking to?
J: Um, yes. this is Jenny, I'm her cousin. I was just calling to wish her good luck on her exam because I know how hard she studied for it. I SWEAR she was not calling to ask me for help!!
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:17 PM
Tara, I like your second way better!! :D lol
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 6:16 PM
Lucie and Suu,xoxo your comments are funny... and Tara yours sounds a lot like mine... good luck every1! :D
December 29th, 2008 5:27 PM
Jenny: Wait, are you sure?
OMG you're totally right. I DO have a forehead, how
silly of me.
Oh sod!
No, it's ok. I found it again. Phew. That could have
been embarassing.
December 29th, 2008 3:43 PM
Jenny: Huh? I don't know.
Rufus: Come on....guess.
Jenny: Ok, ok. Ummm, vegetarian lasagna?
Rufus: Nope.
Jenny: Uhhh, pot roast?
Rufus: Uh uh.
Jenny: Dad, I'm gonna be late for class. I don't have all day to guess what we're having for dinner.
December 29th, 2008 3:37 PM
Jenny: Shut up! I do not have a big 'ol zit on my forehead!
Vanessa: Yes you do. And stop touching it...it'll make it worse.
Jenny: What should I do?
Vanessa: How should I know, I've never had a zit before! Are you showering regularly?
Rank: Recurring Character
December 29th, 2008 1:36 PM
Jenny: Hey dad I need a favor
....
Jenny: Wait your doing what????
....
Jenny: Lily's there!!
Hangs Up
Jenny: Dan, Serena, Eric!!!!!!!!!!
December 29th, 2008 9:45 AM
OMG. I completely forgot to brush my teeth.
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2008 7:00 AM
Jenny: What do you mean high waisted skirts went out of fashion?
December 29th, 2008 6:58 AM
Jenny: Hey, Nelly. We are friends now, right? And I need your help. I helped you, so now you can repay me. I want you to shave my calfs. And I want you to want it.
December 29th, 2008 6:24 AM
Jenny: Ok Dad, i am totally going to pretend i didnt just hear you say that you're in love with Lily. OH, look at the time gotta run! Bye!
December 29th, 2008 4:35 AM
Hello upper east-siders.
It's Serena here, your one and only source to the scandalous lives of Manhattens elite.
Just letting you all in a little secret in season 3 of Gossip Girl.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen gets addicted to Pot.
- Blair Waldorf gets knocked up with Chuck Bass.
- Nathaniel Archibald starts 'liking' Eric.
- Dan becomes rich from becoming an author and changes his personality for the bad.
- Jenny falls in-love with Nate but love doesn't work & goes back to school and discontinues making dresses.
- Lilly Van Der Woodsen gets married to Rufus Humphrey.
- Rufus Humphrey has a one night stand and that's how Lilly & Rufus break up.
- Mr Bass returns to the Upper Eastside and is determined to murder Lilly.
- Vanessa dies from a car crash.
- Aaron falls in love with Vanessa and commits suicide.
- Eleanor gives her line to Blair but Blair can't manage that much pressure from everything she's dealing with.
- Cyrus & Eleanor continue they're marriag
December 29th, 2008 3:59 AM
Me? 15?
Nooo....
December 29th, 2008 3:58 AM
Gossip girl i have some serious news for you
im actually only 15, but i act and dress like an adult hooker
December 29th, 2008 12:26 AM
Blair? Woops, sorry. Wrong number. . . .
Rank: Extra
December 28th, 2008 8:28 PM
jenny: hey nate i really think we need to talk.
nate: im with vanessa now jenny.
jenny: well what vanessa doesnt know wont hurt her.
nate: i dont think its a good idea jenny i really like vanessa.
jenny: i just thought we could talk about the letter, i know you love me or have feelings for me, i just want you to know chuck is a way better kisser. and obviously blair agrees.
December 28th, 2008 7:23 PM
"OHHMIIIGAWWDDD!
how could this happen ?
i, i , i mean i , nothing happened with me & nate,
hes with vanessa!
i just dont understand how this could of-"
"Well Ms.Humphry , the results dont lie."
"Yes, ohh kayy. thank you."
*thinkkingggbackkkk*
***********************
holeyyyshitttt, !
Chuck.