Gossip Girl Caption Contest 31

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Welcome to the 31st edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is Lucie. Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to LivelyLover23 and ED.W.LOVER. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again this week!

Little Jenny

"Hey Dad, I totally forgot, can you drop by school with some underwear?"

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Taylor: What do you mean I'm not getting the "IT Girl" spin off?!
Producers: Sorry Ms. Momsen, it looks like we have decided to take a different approach. It appears your not quite the "It" girl material.
Taylor: ...I'm not "It" girl material!? If I'm not "It" girl material who the hell is?
Producers:...uhmmm Connor Paolo .(Eric Van der Woodsen)


Taylor: I'm afraid that my throat infection is back. Well, Leighton said if I swallow, then Chace would like me. Oh...maybe I shouldn't have...


Taylor: Wait, we have to find a way for a boy to kiss me!
Taylor: Maybe we can change the script so that Eric can be bi. Chace said that he was sick of me whining to Josh so that Jenny could be with Nate.
Taylor: What do you mean he looks better with Vanessa?!


Rufus; Jenny where are you? Jenny; I decided I'm going back to school Rufus; Jenny the truth is they paid me to take you out of Constance prep, they dont want you there, the headmistress said you dont "fit" the image. Jenny; OMG is it because of my purse? I knew it clashed


Dan; Heyy jenny i just found vanessa and agnes tied up in your closet. Jenny; Ohh ..haha how did they get in there Dan; Look just leave cedrick and serena alone and i wont tell dad Jenny; Fine. Ohh Wait Dan!! Can you feed agnes and shave vanessas head?.. Dan; umm..bye jenny


jenny: no agnes you can't burn my outfit!!!


jenny ( thinking how to be a look a like serena)
jenny: can I order three boxes off champagne?


J: Hi. O M G!! don't talk! just listen. this is important and I need you to be quick and not speak word of it to anyone! I'll explain later! Just run in my room and take out the tape from the video camera before Vanessa gets there, she's taking it to borrow for some documentary. The thing is that last night Nate and I were bored and decided to kind of fool around with it and well she can't find out Nate and I are still seeing each other behind her back so please please spare me the lecture and just save me this one time, Dan!! PLEEEASEEE!!
Vanessa: WHAT, JENNY?????
J: Hello? Dan?
Vanessa: nooooo it's me Vanessa! and are you being serious about what you just said?
J thinking: shit! I dialed the wrong number!
J: (nervous giggle): uumm.. April fools!!! ha ha ha
Vanessa: Jenny, it's October.
J: OMG, I can totally explain... (hangs up)


J: Uummm... hold on I KNOW THIS ONE!!
(thinking): I wish I would have studied a bit more during home schooling. damn.
J's cousin: HURRY! before the teacher sees me on the phone!!
J: OMG didn't you have someone better to call! You know I dropped out to pursue in fashion design!
J's cousin: OMG you DID!?!
J's cousin: oh shit! He just caught me on the phone, Jenny!! Gotta go! (hangs up)
J: Man I'm going to have to study more but I don't understand, she should have just used her calculator on her cell...4 x 4 is like 18 or something!!! I THINK! wait no.. oh whatever! Too bad for her! I hope they don't think she was cheating!
(phone rings)...
J: Hello...
Teacher: Hi, I just redialed, may I know who I'm speaking to?
J: Um, yes. this is Jenny, I'm her cousin. I was just calling to wish her good luck on her exam because I know how hard she studied for it. I SWEAR she was not calling to ask me for help!!


Tara, I like your second way better!! :D lol

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