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"Cross Rhodes"

Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 31 Comments (Page 3)

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  1. Lucie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: "Hey Dad, I totally forgot, can you drop by school with some underwear?"

  2. Pernille Kjærsgaard

    Jenny talking on the phone: I'm telling the truth mom! I'm not pregnant!
    Alison: Then why did Susan from Planned Parenthood call me, asking you to call her back because she has your test results and that it's urgent?

  3. Michaela S.

    Jenny: Hey Nate, it's Jenny. I just wanted to let you know that you can't be with Vanessa. Because, because I am pregnant. And it is yours.

  4. J.fan

    Jenny: aahhhh dad i was expecting you to be home so early..
    ..............
    Jenny: NATE WAS WHAT? ...in your bed...naked..
    ................
    Jenny: DAD I'M SORRY MINE WAS A MESSY!

  5. australia
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: What??? I'm ranked 1st?? That's awesome!

    Vogue's editor: You think it's great to be considered as the "worst make-up attempt of the year at a fashion show"?

    Jenny: I do, it means I'll do your magazine's cover next month! Maybe my future as a fashion designer is over but it's just the beginning of my model career!

  6. sabrina (gossip girl 4eva)

    jenny: blair i cant deal with this right now i have to go to elinors shop right now to drop off one of my dresses and i just saw the wanna be blairs picking on a new kid at our school, try to have serena help you....
    Blair: jenny if you want to make it into my social elete club your going to have to do this fo me!
    Jenny: you know what blair im sick of the power you think that you have that controlls me. im sorry blair but im going to have to say no to you for the first time in my life!
    blair: you wait jenny humpfry im gonna make your last years at this school a living hell!
    Jenny: dont you do that anyways balir?
    (jenny hangs up the phone and carries on with her day with a little bit of worry but alot more confidence than what she had)

  7. Monica

    Jenny: Dan, I need you here. NOW. It is very important.
    ........
    Jenny: No, it is not a fashion emergency. But take a nice shirt with you. Dad has a new girlfriend and he is wearing that awful shirt.
    .......
    Jenny: Why do I care?? I saw that woman earlier. She is a shop assistant at Saks, so she has discounts there.

  8. leytonchair
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: "No Eric, you can NOT hit on my dad!"

  9. ED.W.LOVER
    Rank: Extra

    J:
    Yes, so how I drew it is fine? No changes?
    .....
    J:
    Oh, NO!
    .....
    J:
    I can't believe it! I'm actually breaking out!
    ...
    J:
    Yes I'm sure! I am feeling the pimple on my forehead as we speak this very second!! Look, I'm sorry I've got to go, I'll call you as soon as I'm done handling this emergency situation! (hang up)... OMG what the HELL did I eat?!

  10. brenda

    J:
    Yes, so how I drew it is fine? No changes?
    .....
    J:
    Oh, NO!
    .....
    J:
    I can't believe it! I'm actually breaking out!
    ...
    J:
    Yes I'm sure! I am feeling the pimple on my forehead as we speak this very second!! Look, I'm sorry I've got to go, I'll call you as soon as I'm done handling this emergency situation! (hang up)... OMG what the HELL did I eat?!

  11. Bellamy

    Jenny: I've already told you, it's a favor.. friends always do things for each other.
    Nelly Yuki: OK Jenny i'll saw the twenty dresses for you..
    Jenny: Great, then you bring me a coffee and a muffin..
    Nelly Yuki: mm..
    Jenny: See?¿?... didn't i tell you that you would be better with me instead of Penelope...we are friends for real..
    Nelly Yuki: yeah.. hey Jenny could you..?
    Jenny: ((hangs up))
    Nelly Yuki: ¬¬'

  12. Michaela S

    Jenny: Yeah mom I took your advice and I ran away, and dad still choose Lilly over me. At least he let me come home and live there.

  13. Allison

    Jenny: what the f*** do you mean my dress was meant for pregnant people?!

  14. ues.

    omg what do you mean theres pictures of me playing naked with cabbage patch kid on gossip girl!?!

  15. take me home

    Jenny:No, you could do it.
    Dan:I can't, I just can't.
    Jenny:You guys belong together!
    Dan:But...but...they gave me an apricot muffin, Jen. I WANTED BLUEBERRY!!
    Jenny:I have to go.Stop crying before Dad gets home.

  16. gossipgirlfan.

    Jenny: "Hey, Dad? Can you do me a favor?"
    Rufus: "Sure. What do you need?"
    Jenny: "Do you mind going to a drugstore, buy me alot of black eyeliner and eyesshadow, and bring it to school? I'm not wearing enough and I have none left. It's tragic, I know."

  17. Gabrielle

    Jenny: "Wait, WHAT?! The pregnancy test Blair Waldorf peed on is up for auction on E-Bay?! For HOW much?"
    ***************
    Jenny: "Sorry, I can't really afford to pay for the stick that costs more than my apartment...But I bet Chuck Bass is interested...?"

  18. Lo
    Rank: Extra

    Nate: Please Jenny...
    Jenny: Nate, NO! I refuse to name our son "Man Bangs..."

  19. lovetobe

    Jenny: What ?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CUT OFF MY BANGS WHEN I WAS SLEEPING ?

  20. Jordan

    Jenny: Dan can you here me now?
    .......
    Jenny: Good
    ......
    Jenny: What about now
    .......
    Jenny: Good
    .......
    Jenny: Oh i didnt tell you im trying out for a AT&T comercial?
    .....
    Jenny: Hello? Dan?

  21. Sarah

    Jenny: Yes, could I order one rich boyfriend, please? I'll take the brunette. Gay?! You didn't mention that in the catalogue!

  22. chuckylover
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: What? you're telling me that this makeup looks better than the racoon look? No way, pretending to be a hungry animal is so in right now.....

  23. THEgossipgirl

    taylor to agent:
    Now that Miley's dating that 20 yr. old, I guess I started a new trend. You know with me and Chace and everything.

  24. nellie

    jenny- ohhh thats were i left mr. fluffy bottoms
    thanks dad i dont know what i would do wit out him because you know im just a little child

  25. Rachael

    Jenny: Hey Eric, I just wanted to see wha--

    Eric: Jenny, JENNY! Are you there?

    Jenny: HOLY CRAP THERE ARE TOO DUCKS HAVING SEX!


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