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  1. summer182000
    Rank: New User

    Eric:We have a brother!
    Jenny: You want to say a baby.I can belive that... How do you find out so soon, I did't say anyone I am pregnant.Is that obvious?

  2. blake-lover

    J: OMG nate, again, i will NOT have a threesome with u and venessa!!

  3. michaila

    Gossip girl: Well! Well! Little J, just press the wrong number.
    I bet her dad doesn't know what she's ordering
    but I bet she will get use to it..

    you know you &hearts me
    xoxo,
    gossip girl

  4. gabriella ♥

    Jenny: Okay! Dad Chill out, I know you're feeling lonely without me,
    just grab a guitar and write another new songs, okay!.
    Unknown person: uhhhh!! Ms.. I'm not ur dad who write songs,
    I'm a person who's answering calls to take ur order, & I'm still waiting
    for ur order ?! & by the way i play guitar, though ..
    Jenny: Ohh! sorry wrong number!!
    Unknow person: Anytime! Ms, Anytime!!
    ( cliking off )
    Jenny: Damn! it

  5. wullman92

    everyone vote for gossip girl on teenchoiceawards.com we need to win this year it would be so awesome.

  6. katie

    J: OHMYGOD NO WAY! Is it totally obvious? I thought nobody would notice that my bra is totally visisble if looked closely enough!

  7. Jenny's sweet ally
    Rank: Extra

    J: Dad, will u stop calling?! I'm getting late to school!
    Rufus(on the phone): School?
    J: Yeah. Constance, remember?
    Rufus: U dropped from school...REMEMBER?!
    J: Oh..My bad.

  8. michelle a.

    Taylor: What do you mean it's over Chace? Just because our relationship on the show ended doesn't mean we have to!

  9. jujubee

    Jenny: Hello?
    Nate: Hey jenny, vanessa and i are done. so we're on.
    jenny: hold on a sec, i just jizzed in my pants.

  10. Arabella

    Josh Schwartz, I refuse to wear that hideous black racoon eyeliner that blinds my vision! Its hard enough to see behind my bangs as it is!!

  11. S. Waldorf*

    Jenny: Shut up Dan! i'm not going to tell Serena that you're happier, sexier, cuter than ever or that you have tons of girls behind you, just to make her feel jeal-..Oh hi Serena for how long have you been in the phone?

  12. TDS

    Jenny: I cant believe I have to go back to school cuz my career was ruined!
    Rufus: I warned you. You are grounded!
    Jenny! No Dad! I promise I'll fix my grades now I'll move out again!

  13. S. Waldorf*

    Jenny:Really?
    Dan: Eww!
    Jenny:Oh, hold on dad, Dan has just trod on Crap!... yess again!

  14. Lysosome

    Jenny: "IDK, my BFF Jill?"

  15. tinkerbeellllleee

    Jenny: No penelope we have to think of a better plan than showing everyone how hot and skinny Vanessa's body is. I know let's pretend I'm pregnant, I'm already wearing the perfect outfit!!

  16. mchicxoo

    Taylor: (talking to producers) What? Jenny's going to turn into a punk raccoon who runs away from home? No fair, that's not in my contract!

  17. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny; What do you mean pregnant?

    Doctor; Im very sorry miss humphrey but your 8 weeks along and it seems from the new 3d ultrasound the baby is already showing some characteristics do you know anyone with man-bangs?

    Jenny;; OMG

  18. NatesBbyxoxo
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny; What do you mean pregnant?

    Doctor; Im very sorry miss humphrey but your 8 weeks along and it seems from the new 3d ultrsound the baby is already showing some characteristics do you know anyone with man-bangs?

    Jennu;; OMG

  19. ChairForever.

    Jenny; Hello? ... Who's this? Wait, what do you mean "my dress isn't short enough"? Of course it is ... Isn't it? You have to be kidding me! I need cissors ASAP ... My bag clashes too? WHO IS THIS?

  20. motherchuckerx3


    J: Dan you listen carefully, you have to come to school with my black purse. I know what was I thinking bringin my metallic purse? Stop I already have a headache don't make it worse.

  21. shalala

    J: Oww waitt, sorry I'm here. I accidentally answered with my forehead instead with my ear. Blonde moment. Okay what was that again?

  22. Charlotte

    Jenny: "NO WAY! Oh, please, DAN...I know you murdered him! You really think I'm supposed to believe that Aaron commited a suicide on his way to Buenos Aires and that's why he's not coming back?"

    Dan: "Yeah...i guess I'm going to have to provide myself an alibi, because no one who's seen Serena in her underwear would ever kill himself..."

  23. Meg

    Gossip Girl:
    Looks like little J has found a new way to make money...and it is ten times more slutty than any of her dresses...Just dial her number to hit the phone sex line.

  24. GGFreak

    Taylor: They want me to do what?!!!!
    But I've alredy dropt out of school, danced around in my underwear and I made out with a 23-year old!
    .......
    How much?
    .......
    I'll be there in 10 minutes!

  25. Ella
    Rank: New User

    J: OOOOOhhhh,my god Dan...I can't belive you told dad about Nate....


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