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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXXXVII

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Welcome to the 137th edition of the Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is McBored. Nice job!

Honorable mentions go out to McNorway and Joey, but you all did a great job and we thank you for playing. Good luck again in this week's all-new edition!

Everybody In

Derek: Unanimous decision. Dr. Stevens is out.

~ Commercial Break ~

[voiceover]: Make sure to watch Seattle Grace Survivor next week, when a previously evicted Doctor makes a Steamy return.

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Cristina: You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..
Bailey: Oh, save the hokey pokey for the on call room.

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Oh wow..it's our contract. Where's George's name?

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Der: there's no place like bed.
Owen: ther's no place thike Badhdad, where people are shooting at you, yeah.
Christina: ther's no place like Derm.
Sloan: there's no place like the south border.
Mer: there's no place like long black, fluffy, black, hair!
Callie: there's no place like Africa.
random girl with black hair: ture dat!
seen walking off hte set with their hands on eachothers asses

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Owen : ...and we'll enter this room ,where the safe is most probably ,we've to make it look like robbery.And this is..
Mark : Where we'll be caught
Black haired woman thinking :I still can't believe they'll kill Shonda!

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Owen : ...and we'll enter this room ,where the safe is most probably ,we've to make it look like robbery.And this is..
Mark : Where we'll be caught

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Owen: Ok guys , Ravens on 3....one two three
Everyone : Ravens

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How Surgeons wrap Christmas gifts: Hunt: OK, Grey, you've got the directions manual, what does it say to do next? You're the point man on this. Grey: Derek, you fold this corner hard and then crease, then invert. Keep repeating as Christian hands you supplies. Christina, You need to get more tape ready. 5mm sections, ready for adhesion. This circular section is really important. Shepherd: Let me see that diagram! Dr. Sloan the preformed metallic bow goes on the upper left quadrant, STAT! Now everyone hold steady......... Intern: It's tearing in the corner! The tape isn't holding. Christina: Cheap dollar store brand. We need 3M in here!! The best they have. That means you, 4. MOVE!!! Intern returns with "new and improved, quality, transparent, gift wrapping tape". Dr. Sloan grabs it before Yang can get rid of the old one. Sloan: OK, now we've got it. Yang, hold this corner like your career depends on it. We don't want any of the tissue paper showing. No leaks, people. This is really FRAGILE. It's from Italy, you know. Hunt:. I think that's it people. We've got it. Crisis averted. Everyone let go on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3...... Silence as they all watch and wait with baited breath. Lexie: Popping head into exam room. "Hurry up! He's coming. " Shepherd: This is it. Everyone ready? Cover it up, places people!! The Chief rounds the corner and strolls into the exam room ready to take charge. "What is going on in here that requires 3 attendings and numerous 2nd year residents? We've got a hospital to run, folks. " Hunt: Uh, Chief, we've got something really bad here............ Chief: Well, let's see it. The doctors part a path to the exam table and remove the sheet from the patient on the table. All: Merry Christmas, Chief!!! A wrapped gift is on the exam table. A very large, strange item.
The Chief is taken back and touched by the gesture of his faithful posse. Until he makes out the shape of the item. He's not sure if it's safe to open this in the ER. For all he can make out it looks like.....................A LEG LAMP. Merry Christmas!!! (association with The Christmas Story). MacSmitty

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Correction: Derek: This John Doe's CT-head-scan is clear. I mean CLEAR, it's nothing in there. NOTHING.
Meredith: Wait a sec, he looks familiar..
Mark: ..Isn't that Dr.Gregory House?
Cristina: OMG, it's McMeany! I used to date him!

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Derek: This John Doe's CT-head-scan is clear. I mean CLEAR, it's nothing in there. NOTHING.
Meredith: Wait a sec, he looks familiar..
Mark: ..Isn't that Dr.Gregory House?
Cristina: OMG, it's McMeany!

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Callie: Let's play Spin the Bottle. I go first!
(Callie spins and it lands on Sadie)
Cristina: Okay that's cheating!
Callie: Do YOU want to kiss the sexy new blonde intern?
Derek: Mer, do you want to go play Seven Minutes in Heaven?
Cristina: Shepherd get your hand off my ass!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.

Meredith