Rock of Love Bus: The Ultimate Trailer

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Ready for the most entertaining five minutes of your life?

Check out the following extended trailer for Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels' latest foray into the world of STDs love.

Among the quotes we love, courtesy of the girls vying for Bret's heart, are:

  • Oh my god, I popped my freakin’ implant.
  • I have never been on a pole, even though no one believes me. I go-go dance for a living but I’m in a cage. It’s totally different.
  • We don’t get showers everyday. Sometimes we don’t get to brush our teeth everyday.

Enjoy the video:

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