... to participate in an elaborately-staged sham wedding for MTV. Woo-hoo!

In last night's fourth-season finale, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were just about to legally tie the knot in a civil ceremony after staging their marriage in Cabo. But at the last minute, Spencer had second thoughts - because Heidi deserves the fairy-tale wedding she always dreamed of.

And so they can milk celeb gossip tabloids for a few more years if needed.

Follow the link for a recap of last night's emotionally stirring The Hills ...

The pimping out of Heidi Montag is an ongoing process for Spencer Pratt.

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