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  1. McAbby

    Derek: 5,6,7,8 and pretty boy pose.

  2. Greys404

    Mark: When does the botox wear off?

  3. Julie28

    Derek-Uh...yeah we had some trouble with super glue

    Mark-Our arms are stuck

    Derek-But at least my hair is still looking good!

    Mark-(thinking) You just wait 'till we get back to our glue fight, the hair's going down!

  4. seriously156

    Derek: I cant believe you slept with Lexie!
    Mark: I'm sorry Derek..
    Derek: Callie is so much hotter!

  5. shred

    Edit:

    Mark: Ah, Denny! How's the afterlife?
    Derek: I heard the sex is to die for.

  6. shred

    Mark: Ah, Denny! How's the afterlife?
    Derek: I heard the sex is good.

  7. shred

    Mark: Well, well, looks who's back.
    Derek: It's Mr. Get-my-doctor-to-steal-a-heart-for-me-so-I-can-die-and-come-back-as-a-ghost.

  8. Adam Isaacs

    "I can't believe Hann is gone.It's about time", Mark said
    "Well, This means Torres is all yours", replied Derreck

  9. fan of the show

    Derek: So Richard has some doubts in that poisonous ivy rush story and wants to examine three of us. Adison is first.

  10. Angel

    Derek whispers through gritted teeth: Just smile and wave at the screaming girls Sloan...smile and wave...

  11. Sweettater8

    Director: Bosom Buddies: The Movie, And We're Rolling!
    Mark: How come you get to be Tom Hanks?
    Derek: It's all about the hair.
    Mark: But I'm much better lookin' than Peter Scolari.
    Director: Would you rather we be doing a remake of Mame?

  12. hayley

    derek- Just keep smiling Mark, you'll get to that liposection soon
    mark-(moaning silently-uhggg!

  13. iheartMCDREAMY

    Derek: I regetted sneeking into the girls shower room but they actually like us watching them shower!!!
    Mark: I think that nurse wants some company in the that hot steamy shower. See yah later!!!!
    Derek: Same old Mark!!!!! Hahaha

  14. iheartMCDREAMY

    Mark: Let's play a game. Its called guess wut I'm thinking!!!!!
    Derek: Let me guess your thinking about what nurse you're planning to screw next!!!
    Mark: Dammit!!!!!!!!!!

  15. marriedmymcdreamy

    Derek " Ya know, even my shadow has great hair!"

  16. kim

    36-24-36

  17. Laura

    Mark: you know when you marry meredith and i marry lexie we will be brothers.
    Derek: Yeah..... Wait your marring lexie?

  18. iheartMCDREAMY

    Mark: you me torres grey and yang third floor on call room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Derek: hahahahaha SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. marriedmymcdreamy

    Derek "What a great idea to have Mer and Lexi work out their differences in the mud pit"


    Sloan "Oh yeah! Nothing like mud wrestling to settle the family dispute...Eh, who am I kidding, I just wanted to see them in their bikinis in the mud!"

  20. Hermy

    Derek: So you and Little Grey have been up all night doing the horizontal Salsa.
    Mark: Teaching. Horizontal Teaching.

  21. grey's

    Derek - Almost done.....
    Mark - Finally!
    Derek - Posing for that new clinical trial is hard work!

  22. Facial

    Derek - I just saw Marley and Me this weekend.
    Mark - Really? Me too!! I thought that Sebastian guy in it was really good!

  23. stephanie

    Mark: "Damn Derek you weren't kidding, Meredith is flexible."

    Derek: "I told you."

  24. Mclovelyeyes

    Sloan: God, he has got a really bad hairday!
    Derek: No matter how hard I tried, my hair could never look like that.

  25. clarkson_fan

    Mark: Derek, i'm trying really hard not to cry. How much longer do i have to smile?
    Derek: Until this damn show ends....remember, smile!


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