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The Big Bang Theory Recap: "The Friendship Algorithm"

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In last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon attempted to learn how to make friends in order to befriend fellow scientist Kripke to gain access to his supercomputer at work

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In order to figure out this complex social skill, Sheldon tried interviewing his existing friends and even buying a children's book at the bookstore.  The result?  A hilarious episode that you can catch up on in our "The Friendship Algorithm" recap and quotes from the episode.

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TBBT Quotes

Penny: Here's a question-- as an alien pretending to be human, are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
Sheldon: There are post-prom mating rituals?
Penny: Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.
Sheldon: Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.
Penny: You're kidding.
Sheldon: I may be an alien, but I have urges.If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin. I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on.

Sheldon: Ugh! English pudding. Y-You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it. I'm not going.
Amy: You're going.
Sheldon: Why do you hate me?
Amy: I don't hate you. I love you.
Sheldon: Well, you call it love, but it has a lot of raisins in it.