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Arizona: We really are camping.
February 17th, 2009 11:02 AM
Addie: And Violet is pregnant, Cooper is playing Daddy when it might be Pete's and it's damaging his relationship with Charlotte...
Callie: Yeah, I don't know who any of these people are.
February 17th, 2009 3:44 AM
Addison: Do you think this support group is actually on?
February 16th, 2009 11:58 PM
Callie: So, what brings you to the chapel?
Addison: To beg God for forgiveness. I think He's punishing me for my past infidelities by making my brother sick.:(
Why are you here?
Callie: To beg God for forgiveness too. I just seem to attract women, and I don't know why.
And...can you please take your hand off my lap?
February 16th, 2009 7:39 PM
God: Calliope Torres, the next time you see Arizona you will be over the butterflies, but you will see leaves.
God: Addison Forbes Montgomery, I know who you are ... Satan or as you prefer the ruler of all that is evil.
February 16th, 2009 6:07 PM
Addie: Speaking the va-jay-jay monolougues yet?
Callie: A bit... Still a pretty huge fan of penis though.
Addie: Speaking of "Pretty" "Huge" and "Penis", hows Mark?
February 16th, 2009 3:17 PM
Spiralace and Sweettater8 yours are hilarious! xD
February 16th, 2009 2:17 PM
Kate: Guess what other divorced character the writers have decided to turn gay?
Sara: At least you had previous experience at playing a homosexual character.
Kate: So did Brooke Smith.
Sara: You're screwed.
February 16th, 2009 11:08 AM
Callie: Just to let you know, there's a distinct possibility that you're sitting on Denny right now.
Addison: ...WHAT??
Callie: Yeah, he's back and preying on women. You might be sitting on top of him. And I think he likes it.
February 16th, 2009 8:42 AM
Addison: I asked Derek to be God today...
God: Addison, there's no way Derek can come close to being me.... okay, except maybe the hair.
February 15th, 2009 11:22 PM
Addison: Dear God it's me, Addison
February 15th, 2009 10:33 PM
Addison: God, if you can hear me, I save babies. That has to give me some credit points right? So I'd still be in good graces if I showed Callie some divine love in this pew?
Callie: I'm not sure it works that way, but I'm all for testing it out.
February 15th, 2009 7:30 PM
Addsion: I wonder why we haven't seen much of this chapel.
Callie: Have you met any of the doctors here? It's amazing we haven't been struck down by lightning!
February 15th, 2009 6:56 PM
Hermy, Leanne and Celine's are hilarious!
February 15th, 2009 6:28 PM
Addison: "I always find it confusing, if you know both the bride AND the groom, whose side do you sit on?"
Callie: "I just find the hottest chick in the room and sit next to her."
February 15th, 2009 4:34 PM
Addison: So... never thought I would end up back here in Seattle, everything has turned completely upside down.
Callie: Yeah, things have changed around here.
Addison: Like what?
Callie: I like girls, Mark is in a relationship, Alex and Izzie are together, Meredith and Derek are actually staying together...
Addison (scratching head): Oh, dear. I guess we have more to pray about then Archer...
February 15th, 2009 4:28 PM
Addie: Callie, when you told me you're going to wear white to our wedding I didn't picture you in your lab coat.
Callie: Add, relax this is just the rehearsal.
Addie: Thank God.
February 15th, 2009 4:20 PM
Addie: I just begged Derek to be God today
Callie: What? Derek is God today? You mean, I just confessed to Derek about my kiss with the peds surgeon ... This is just great ... Derek will tell Meredith, Meredith tells Cristina and before I leave the chapell the whole hospital knows.
February 15th, 2009 3:06 PM
Callie: So your brother's..dying?
Addison: Yep.
Callie: And you want to.. um.. talk about it?
Addison: Well, I suppose it will help me. Wait. Why is your hand on my leg? Take your hand off of my leg!
Callie: I was just trying to kiss you, but you can keep talking if you want to!
February 15th, 2009 2:01 PM
Callie: Addie.
Addison: Mm?
Callie: Would it be wrong for me to be turned on by you in a church?
Addison:...YES!
February 15th, 2009 12:44 PM
CELINE. YOU ROCKED IT OUT!
February 15th, 2009 12:23 PM
Addison: My brother is dying.
Callie: I'd rather talk about my lesbian relationship.
February 15th, 2009 11:19 AM
Callie: addison montgomery
I met her in the chapel, she
was praying for her brother archie
and in her eyes I saw my life
and I want her to be my wife...
Addison: no way!
February 15th, 2009 10:48 AM
Addison: Seriously, a butterfly-scrub-cap-pediatrician? In the bathroom?
Callie: What can I say, I embrace trashy.
February 15th, 2009 10:45 AM
Addison: You know those cartoons, where there's a bear and it's starving, and it looks at butterfly-scrub-cap-pediatrician?
Callie: Shut up.
February 15th, 2009 10:35 AM
Haha, good one Sofia.
Addison: Well, are you still speaking the vagina monologues?
Callie: Yeah, I guess so. How about you?
Addison: Nope, I'm still a penis fan.