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March 1st, 2009 10:53 AM
Chief: Shepherd, Hunt, What an earth are you doing? Shepherd is this another fight coming up...
Derek: Oh no Richard, we're just having a staring contest?
Meredith: A ataring contest?
Hunt: Yup, over who gets to propose first.
Meredith: PROPOSE!?!
Hunt: Oops...
Derek(to Hunt): You are so going down.
March 1st, 2009 6:37 AM
Derek: Gentlemen, this is it. i Quit!
Meredith: Oooo blood and guts comin' around the corner.. Derek, nobody cares.. shut up and move your Mc ASS!
March 1st, 2009 1:45 AM
(ALL): Did you just McFart?!
(Derek)*nodding* Yup.
February 28th, 2009 11:49 PM
lol Jeremy
February 28th, 2009 9:08 PM
Derek:Don't even try to get my woman this time Hunt.
Owen:Don't worry I remember what you look like in a kilt.
Richard:Another woman?
Meredith:Kilt?!
February 28th, 2009 8:29 PM
Chief: Okay, no more number 12, I want number 1 people!!
Owen: "Some" of us was number 8-ing in the on call room...
Meredith: That number 16 wasn't bad either...
Derek: What we do in the on call room is our business...no worse than yours & Cristina's number 3 at the basement vents...
Chief: I WAS REFERRING TO THE HOSPITAL RANKINGS PEOPLE!!!
February 28th, 2009 6:07 PM
Derek:I'm Mcdreamy and you're just McArmy so don't waste your time with...
Owen:Oh I don't care! ok?
Derek:Well,then uh let's save some lives.
February 28th, 2009 5:46 PM
Derek - Oh God, there's Addison again.
Owen - Oh God, there's my ex fiance. Again.
Meredith - Finn's here?? I need to hide behind Derek.
Christina - Burke's across the street, but at least I have a better hiding spot than Meredith.
Richard - I never knew that my child with Ellis was going to just show up like that after over twenty years.
Meredith - Wait... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
February 28th, 2009 5:42 PM
Chief - Alright people. We have know when an ambulance is coming and we couldn't afford the high tec security cameras, but don't worry, I have a new plan. We're all going to stand out here and look in different directions and scream when we see someone coming.
February 28th, 2009 5:35 PM
Meredith (singing) - If you're happy and you know it clap your hands *clap* *clap*
Everyone else - silent
February 28th, 2009 5:33 PM
Meredith (thinking) - Maybe if I hide behind Derek for long enough, Owen won't notice me.
Owen - Meredith, I can see you.
February 28th, 2009 5:03 PM
Mer: Hey why don't laugh at my joke?
Derek: Well it was so funny we all forgot to laugh.
February 28th, 2009 12:32 PM
Derek to Owen: Oh no you did NOT!!
February 28th, 2009 11:24 AM
Derek: Meredith really sucks in bed
Owen: Ehrm Derek, she's right behind you
February 28th, 2009 9:03 AM
Chief: okay Soldier boy and Dream-a-long, we've got a brain trauma coming in - on the count of three, come out swinging. . .
February 28th, 2009 12:45 AM
Meredith: Uh, Derek, did you just...
Chief: Derek, was that you?
Owen: Please tell me you just didn't...
Derek: Hey, flatulence is perfectly normal...
February 28th, 2009 12:39 AM
Chief: New Contest...who maintains the #1 spot for best hair for the week...none of this #12 'peenanny' hair....
Derek: Oh, it's on...
Owen: ...like donkey kong...
Derek: I've already got this in the bag...
Owen: We'll see about that...
Chief: Play nice...no fighting...
Meredith: Hello?!?! Dark and twisty person needing attention over here?!?!
February 27th, 2009 11:00 PM
Meredith (thinking): I wonder if even this new guy will be granted an emmy nomination before I ever do.
Hunt (thinking): I wonder what Shepherd's thinking
Derek (thinking): I wonder what Hunt is thinking.
Chief (whispering to Derek): Okay keep staring at Hunt and don't react in anyway but they are brining into this show a love child of mine that I swear to God never existed.
February 27th, 2009 10:28 PM
Chief: So I hear Owen likes Meredith...
Derek: Look Hunt, I already battled it out with you on the big screen for a woman, you really want to do this again?
February 27th, 2009 9:39 PM
=) Thank you, 2Anthony4! =)
February 27th, 2009 8:39 PM
Derek: Wait... weren't you on "Rome"?
February 27th, 2009 4:46 PM
KMart, thats brilliant!
February 27th, 2009 4:22 PM
Owen: OK so let me get this straight. Meredith, you think that Derek is using your hair products because his hair smells like Lavender, Derek, your 12 piece hair product collection has mysteryiously disappeared and Cheif, your hair has been looking excpectionally good lately.
Derek:What!?
Meredith: Seriously you guys! Derek, gimme back my conditioner! I need to look good too!
February 27th, 2009 4:09 PM
Meredith: McTrooper?
Owen: Excuse me?
Meredith: No? How about McMajor?
Derek: Mc-No.
Owen: You Mcsuck at this.
Derek: Yeah, you're losing your touch.
Meredith: Unfortunately I only have you guys to work with, so shut up or no McLovin'.
Richard: How come I never had a Mc-name?
Meredith: 'Cause you slept with my mommy.
Richard (looking to Owen): How about McRed?
Owen: Don't make me hit you.
February 27th, 2009 3:54 PM
derek : i know you're the one who stole my hair products
owen: so ??