Reality TV Watch: I Love Money 2, For the Love of Ray J Premieres!

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Get the DVR ready, reality TV fans!

Forget whether or not Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow today; you will definitely see the very best of reality television tonight.

Here's the exciting primetime preview:

8 p.m. - The Bachelor (ABC). Five women remain. Our money is on Melissa Rycroft or Molly Malaney.

The Rose Ceremony

9 p.m. - Bromance (MTV). Homoerotic tension runs wild between Brody Jenner and company.

9 p.m. - I Love Money 2 (VH1). Season premiere, starring MILF, The Entertainer and Bonez. What else needs to be said?!?

10 p.m. - The City (MTV). Boring spin-off of The Hills. But, hey, Whitney Port is cute!

10:30 p.m. - For the Love of Ray J (VH1). Series premiere! Desperate women + a subject with a proclivity for sex tapes = reality show heaven.

For the Love of Ray J Girls

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I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.