Rock of Love Bus Photo Recap: Episode Five

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A trio of quotes summed up last night's episode - and, really, every episode - of Rock of Love Bus:

  • Ashley, on why she hates Natasha: “I don’t know, I just don’t like her face.”
  • Ashley, on why her team will win: “One of their girls looks like a hooker that you would just find behind a dumpster."
  • Bret Michaels: "I believe there should never have been a bra ever invented…I love a natural, or unnatural breast, either way."

You can review a detailed recap of the installment via VH1's official blog.

But we believe a photo says a thousand skanky, drunken words - so click on the following images from last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus and bask in the ridiculous behavior...

Ashley, Rock of Love Bus
Farrah Photo
Rock of Love Bus Scene
Kami, Rock of Love Bus
Rock of Love Bus Women
First Base Alert!
Bret and Mindy
Face Swallower
Sorry, Natasha
Rock of a Work Out

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