Big Love

Everyone's favorite Mormon family on television, the Henricksons, certainly have a lot of drama, but there's also plenty of witty and funny lines in this intense show.

Relive what it's like to have three wives in our collection of Big Love quotes.  Here's some of our favorites from season one:

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same. | permalink

Ben: I think about sex all the time!
Brynn: But that's good.
Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop! | permalink

Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap? | permalink

Nicki [for a baby name]: What do you think of the name Noel?
Bill: I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money" | permalink

Margie: Bennie, do you remember a few years ago a vote about me?
Ben: Which one?
Margie: The one about me joining the family.
Ben: Which one? | permalink

Nicki: I love you, Bill.
Bill: I love you, too.
Nicki: How much?
Bill: I say it's astronomical, beyond all measure.
Nicki: I have $58,000 in debt | permalink