Big Love Season One Quotes

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Everyone's favorite Mormon family on television, the Henricksons, certainly have a lot of drama, but there's also plenty of witty and funny lines in this intense show.

Relive what it's like to have three wives in our collection of Big Love quotes.  Here's some of our favorites from season one:

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same. | permalink
Margie Gets Baptized
Ben: I think about sex all the time!
Brynn: But that's good.
Ben: No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop! | permalink
Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap? | permalink
Nicki [for a baby name]: What do you think of the name Noel?
Bill: I think it says "Kick me and take my lunch money" | permalink
Bill and a Dressed Up Nicki
Margie: Bennie, do you remember a few years ago a vote about me?
Ben: Which one?
Margie: The one about me joining the family.
Ben: Which one? | permalink
Nicki: I love you, Bill.
Bill: I love you, too.
Nicki: How much?
Bill: I say it's astronomical, beyond all measure.
Nicki: I have $58,000 in debt | permalink

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Big Love Quotes

(to Bill) Your wife is a stinking filthy liar and should wash her mouth out with soap.


Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else