Chuck Season One Quotes

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Season one of Chuck was full of action ranging as Sarah and Casey did their best to protect the Intersect, but it also gave us plenty of funny quotes.

Whether it was Chuck's nervous nerdy mumblings, Casey's sarcasm towards Chuck, Morgan's creepy hitting on Ellie, or Captian Awesome just being Awesome, the season had some great lines.

Here's some of our favorite Chuck quotes from season one:

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own! | permalink
Sarah [about Devon]: So wait, you call him Captain Awesome?
Chuck: Yeah, wait till you meet him. Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing.. | permalink
Ryan McPartlin as Captain Awesome
La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading? | permalink
Captain Awesome: There's one thing, being a man... it's always speaking your mind. Whatever the cost, always be direct, open, and honest.
Morgan: When I was twelve I hid under Ellie's bed so I could watch her undress.
Captain Awesome: Excellent | permalink
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you | permalink
Chuck: I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll | permalink
Casey and Chuck Swim
Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you. You're kind of like a sister to me. A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan! | permalink

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