Season 2, Episode 22: "Chuck Versus the Ring"
Chuck: Oh God, someone shoot me nowRoark: I can help you with that Chuck. Oh, a little shotgun wedding. Just think, that terrible pun is the last thing you'll hear
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Casey [to Chuck]: Here's my personal number, but your fingers better be on fire
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Chuck: See, guys can hug
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts
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Season 2, Episode 21: "Chuck Versus the Colonel"
Chuck: Hey the team's back together again, group hug!Casey: One more step it'll be your last .. no hugs
Chuck: In the car I go
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Morgan [to Big Mike]: The truth is, I just wanted you to stop dating my mother.
Lester: You should be so lucky that a man of his stature would defile your mother
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Vincent: I'm at the motel, mile south of the base. They just checked in, you want me to kill them?
Roarke: No, no, Vincent I may need them for leverage, when the tests are complete, feel free to use whatever despicable acts of violence are in your nature, you can eat them if you want
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Chuck: ...why are you here? Risking everything that you worked so hard for.
Sarah: Because after everything that you've done for this country you deserve to find your father, to get the Intersect out your head and to have a chance at a normal life.
Chuck: Thank you.
Sarah: You don't have to thank me, it's my job to protect you.
Chuck: What about when it's not your job? What happens to us then?
Sarah: One mission at a time, Chuck
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Casey: You drive or I'll end you.
Chuck: End me? Oh yeah, how you gonna do that? You don't have a gun.
Casey: Don't think I can't kill you with my thump or my elbow, nerd bludgeoned by a radiator.
Chuck: You can't kill me with that radiator; it is far too confined in this car for you to get the appropriate torque.
Casey: Strangle you with this handcuff chain.
Chuck: Yeah, yeah, you could probably do that
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Casey: Drop it.
Sarah: Can't do that, John.
Chuck: Guys, guys, guys, guys let's just... let's just take a minute here, remember, we are a team.
Casey and Sarah: Stay in the car!
Chuck: Technically, I still have one foot in the car
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Season 2, Episode 20: "Chuck Versus the First Kill"
Casey: What do you call your move anywayChuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]
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Total Quotes: 86
