Nate was stunned by how lifelike the waxwork figures at Madame Tussaud's were
RACOON EYEZ*
March 16th, 2009 2:35 PM
P: hey Nate you look a little distracted, are you ok ?
N: im just really stressed out. you wouldn't understand.
P: come on Nate i can help.
N: you don't know the pressure that comes with being this good looking. It takes time and effort... I'm exhausted. It takes an hour just to get this luxurious hair straightened and another hour to make my skin glow like this. I'm not gonna even tell you how long it takes to tweeze these perfect eyebrows. And did i mention how much it costs to fly my colorist in from Switzerland every week to maintain these sensational highlights? Penelope, you're so lucky you weren't born gorgeous.
JJ
March 16th, 2009 2:19 PM
P: Hey Nate, they're playing your song
(She Bangs begins playing in the background)
N: Bitch.
Chatemance♥ Rank: Recurring Character
March 16th, 2009 9:17 AM
Lol, I'm bored so heres another...
Nate: Hey three musketers! How are this evening?
Hazel: Nate...I don't mean to be pushy 'cause I think your REALLY hot but aren't you in the middle of comforting Vanessa?
Isabel: And blowing off Jenny?
Nate: I'm not really the best and comforting and blowing of girls you see....I was wondering if you could hide me?
Penelope: Well, since you begged and Nelly's not here sure! We'll need make-up, a dress....
Nate: I, ah already got everything covered...
Sannah Sheikh
March 15th, 2009 10:46 PM
Nate: Hey Penelope, You Seen Vanessa?
Penelope: Um Not Yet, But We All Will In Just A Bit.
Nate: (Sighs)
Penelope: Oh Don't Worry, You Wont Miss Her
iHeartBassMin
March 15th, 2009 11:01 AM
Nate: Have you seen Blair? I'm going to ask if she will save me the last dance.
Penelope: But aren't you Vanessa's date?
Nate: Sure,but have you seen her dress? you can see right through it. Don't get me wrong, I kinda find it sexy, but the underwear she's wearing is hideous and embarrassing!
Penelope: Ehmm Nate...
Nate: DAMN, she's right behind me, isn't she?
Chatemance♥ Rank: Recurring Character
March 15th, 2009 10:48 AM
Penelope: Hey Nate why so sad? Remember we're going to dance soon!
Nate: Yeah, yeah...um have you seen any mascara bottles rolling on the ground?
Hazel:um...wha?
Nate:It's Vanessa's I swear!
Isabel: Sure Nate, and the missing blush last week was hers too?
Lisa
March 15th, 2009 1:19 AM
Nate: Wait... You guys have names? Wow. I just always referred to you as "Blair's Bitches".
I-so nate, who the girl of the month?
N- oh I dont know, someone who believes in something, and doesn't care about the superficial stuff like hair and clothes.
P- so like.... Mother Teresa?
Lena
March 14th, 2009 7:53 PM
Penelope: (shoots bedroom eyes at Nate) Hey, you wanna get together tonight?
Nate: Now that I've finished sleeping with all the major female characters on this show, I guess I could pencil you in.
jate4eva
March 14th, 2009 5:12 PM
N: Blair i love you.
(Penelope turns around)
P: what did you say?
N: not again !! first the masquerade ball & now this... i swear all you girls look the same from behind.
P: maybe you should actually tell the person to their face.
N: yea I'll keep that mind, you're not gonna tell Vanessa right?
P: of course not...
(Nate walks away)
but i never said i wouldn't tell you know who.
H: reading gossip girl-- guess who's the object of Nate's affection, here's a clue- she's always in the center of attention. look no further than our very own Blair Warldorf. Poor Chuck & Vanessa. How do you think Chuck Bass is gonna react to his very own little queen who wants Nate back? And is Vanessa gonna let her rich boyfriend get away that easily? You know you love me.
Xoxo Gossip Girl
3 words 8 letters
March 14th, 2009 2:31 PM
Nate: So that's what happened. I don't know where I went wrong...
Isabel: I know what's wrong. You have Brooklyn-itis. You got it from spending too much time with Vanessa. Don't worry, all you have to do is get back to the UES.
Penelope: Not when you look and smell like that you can't.
fashionista x3
March 14th, 2009 2:19 PM
NATE : Penelope, honestly the reason why i won't sleep with you is cause you got a slight case of what they call a butterface.
PENELOPE : well you have what they call a gayface so i guess we're even.
brooklyn
March 14th, 2009 1:41 PM
I: i don't care what you say or do, Nathaniel i will not be another victim in your scheme to sleep with every female you know.
N: now what if i told you i think you are a perfect specimen of everything a woman should be and sleeping with you would make me wanna strive to be the best man i can possibly be?
I: well since you put it that way, i guess its my duty to help you achieve that.
H: *texting gossip girl*
Nate Archibald - 6
Lonely Boy - 2
Penelope: Nate, don't look now, but your date is coming.
Nate: Oh my god. Where? After Vanessa's "incident" I don't want to be seen with her. It's embarrassing.
Penelope: Wow, her dress is really bright.
Isabel: No, that's just Chuck and his man-sequins.
P-OMG Nate! There is something attacking your face!
N-WHAT? WHERE?
P-Oh wait, nevermind, it's just your bangs, sorry
N-Very funny Penelope but we all know you're just saying that cause you wish you were attacking my face ;)
Coffee~luva/dady.humpfrey
March 14th, 2009 8:54 AM
Nate: Hey, there you are!
P:(Penelope turns around abruptly)
Is Nate Archibald looking for me? I told you girls, this day would come.
Nate: Oh penelope, sorry i thought you were Blair for a sec,
Um..you guys wouldn't know where she is or anything?
Isabell and Hazel in unison: No...
Nate: Ok..well i better get going..sorry bout that.
Penelope: (slowly) Nate, the only way you'll be leaving is in a black bag.
Nate: WHA..T!?
Hazel: Jesus P, tone down the crazy!
narchibald♥ Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 7:39 AM
Brazilian Girls one is hilarious! xD
narchibald♥ Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 7:36 AM
N: Vanessa and i broke up and i don't think Jenny will take me back. I don't wanna be alone. Anybody who'd like to dance?
P: wait a second. *looks at Nate; whispers to Hazel* look at his hair... no way!
H: Ehm... Nate... why don't you ask blair?
mel
March 14th, 2009 6:55 AM
N: Hey, anyone know where I can get hooked up?
I: I'll hook up with you!
N: I meant with drugs......
P: Ew, why?
N:Since everyone is complaining about me being a massive manwhore who hooks up with every girl on the show, I've decided to do something new and become a drug addict
P and I: Ohhh.
Gglover
March 14th, 2009 5:51 AM
No everyones bashing on N cause peopled sick of the way his charecter has become and how he is coming back to Bs life
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
March 16th, 2009 3:26 PM
Nate was stunned by how lifelike the waxwork figures at Madame Tussaud's were
March 16th, 2009 2:35 PM
P: hey Nate you look a little distracted, are you ok ?
N: im just really stressed out. you wouldn't understand.
P: come on Nate i can help.
N: you don't know the pressure that comes with being this good looking. It takes time and effort... I'm exhausted. It takes an hour just to get this luxurious hair straightened and another hour to make my skin glow like this. I'm not gonna even tell you how long it takes to tweeze these perfect eyebrows. And did i mention how much it costs to fly my colorist in from Switzerland every week to maintain these sensational highlights? Penelope, you're so lucky you weren't born gorgeous.
March 16th, 2009 2:19 PM
P: Hey Nate, they're playing your song
(She Bangs begins playing in the background)
N: Bitch.
Rank: Recurring Character
March 16th, 2009 9:17 AM
Lol, I'm bored so heres another...
Nate: Hey three musketers! How are this evening?
Hazel: Nate...I don't mean to be pushy 'cause I think your REALLY hot but aren't you in the middle of comforting Vanessa?
Isabel: And blowing off Jenny?
Nate: I'm not really the best and comforting and blowing of girls you see....I was wondering if you could hide me?
Penelope: Well, since you begged and Nelly's not here sure! We'll need make-up, a dress....
Nate: I, ah already got everything covered...
March 15th, 2009 10:46 PM
Nate: Hey Penelope, You Seen Vanessa?
Penelope: Um Not Yet, But We All Will In Just A Bit.
Nate: (Sighs)
Penelope: Oh Don't Worry, You Wont Miss Her
March 15th, 2009 11:01 AM
Nate: Have you seen Blair? I'm going to ask if she will save me the last dance.
Penelope: But aren't you Vanessa's date?
Nate: Sure,but have you seen her dress? you can see right through it. Don't get me wrong, I kinda find it sexy, but the underwear she's wearing is hideous and embarrassing!
Penelope: Ehmm Nate...
Nate: DAMN, she's right behind me, isn't she?
Rank: Recurring Character
March 15th, 2009 10:48 AM
Penelope: Hey Nate why so sad? Remember we're going to dance soon!
Nate: Yeah, yeah...um have you seen any mascara bottles rolling on the ground?
Hazel:um...wha?
Nate:It's Vanessa's I swear!
Isabel: Sure Nate, and the missing blush last week was hers too?
March 15th, 2009 1:19 AM
Nate: Wait... You guys have names? Wow. I just always referred to you as "Blair's Bitches".
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2009 9:50 PM
I-so nate, who the girl of the month?
N- oh I dont know, someone who believes in something, and doesn't care about the superficial stuff like hair and clothes.
P- so like.... Mother Teresa?
March 14th, 2009 7:53 PM
Penelope: (shoots bedroom eyes at Nate) Hey, you wanna get together tonight?
Nate: Now that I've finished sleeping with all the major female characters on this show, I guess I could pencil you in.
March 14th, 2009 5:12 PM
N: Blair i love you.
(Penelope turns around)
P: what did you say?
N: not again !! first the masquerade ball & now this... i swear all you girls look the same from behind.
P: maybe you should actually tell the person to their face.
N: yea I'll keep that mind, you're not gonna tell Vanessa right?
P: of course not...
(Nate walks away)
but i never said i wouldn't tell you know who.
H: reading gossip girl--
guess who's the object of Nate's affection, here's a clue- she's always in the center of attention. look no further than our very own Blair Warldorf. Poor Chuck & Vanessa. How do you think Chuck Bass is gonna react to his very own little queen who wants Nate back? And is Vanessa gonna let her rich boyfriend get away that easily? You know you love me.
Xoxo Gossip Girl
March 14th, 2009 2:31 PM
Nate: So that's what happened. I don't know where I went wrong...
Isabel: I know what's wrong. You have Brooklyn-itis. You got it from spending too much time with Vanessa. Don't worry, all you have to do is get back to the UES.
Penelope: Not when you look and smell like that you can't.
March 14th, 2009 2:19 PM
NATE : Penelope, honestly the reason why i won't sleep with you is cause you got a slight case of what they call a butterface.
PENELOPE : well you have what they call a gayface so i guess we're even.
March 14th, 2009 1:41 PM
I: i don't care what you say or do, Nathaniel i will not be another victim in your scheme to sleep with every female you know.
N: now what if i told you i think you are a perfect specimen of everything a woman should be and sleeping with you would make me wanna strive to be the best man i can possibly be?
I: well since you put it that way, i guess its my duty to help you achieve that.
H: *texting gossip girl*
Nate Archibald - 6
Lonely Boy - 2
Rank: Recurring Character
March 14th, 2009 11:34 AM
Penelope: Nate, don't look now, but your date is coming.
Nate: Oh my god. Where? After Vanessa's "incident" I don't want to be seen with her. It's embarrassing.
Penelope: Wow, her dress is really bright.
Isabel: No, that's just Chuck and his man-sequins.
March 14th, 2009 10:14 AM
P: Nate, save me a dance?
N: No.
Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 9:29 AM
P-OMG Nate! There is something attacking your face!
N-WHAT? WHERE?
P-Oh wait, nevermind, it's just your bangs, sorry
N-Very funny Penelope but we all know you're just saying that cause you wish you were attacking my face ;)
March 14th, 2009 8:54 AM
Nate: Hey, there you are!
P:(Penelope turns around abruptly)
Is Nate Archibald looking for me? I told you girls, this day would come.
Nate: Oh penelope, sorry i thought you were Blair for a sec,
Um..you guys wouldn't know where she is or anything?
Isabell and Hazel in unison: No...
Nate: Ok..well i better get going..sorry bout that.
Penelope: (slowly) Nate, the only way you'll be leaving is in a black bag.
Nate: WHA..T!?
Hazel: Jesus P, tone down the crazy!
Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 7:39 AM
Brazilian Girls one is hilarious! xD
Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 7:36 AM
N: Vanessa and i broke up and i don't think Jenny will take me back. I don't wanna be alone. Anybody who'd like to dance?
P: wait a second. *looks at Nate; whispers to Hazel* look at his hair... no way!
H: Ehm... Nate... why don't you ask blair?
March 14th, 2009 6:55 AM
N: Hey, anyone know where I can get hooked up?
I: I'll hook up with you!
N: I meant with drugs......
P: Ew, why?
N:Since everyone is complaining about me being a massive manwhore who hooks up with every girl on the show, I've decided to do something new and become a drug addict
P and I: Ohhh.
March 14th, 2009 5:51 AM
No everyones bashing on N cause peopled sick of the way his charecter has become and how he is coming back to Bs life
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2009 5:46 AM
Rachel's & Brazilian Girl's are hilarious! :D
March 14th, 2009 3:51 AM
Penelope: Isabel is going to count to three and then you're asking me for a dance.
March 14th, 2009 3:24 AM
Nate: So, tell me. I can take it. Really.
*dramatic pause*
Nate: Do I get to keep my man bangs in season three?