Nate: I'm through with Blair. This new phase she's going through is too much for me. I want someone I can always rely on...Penelope...
Hazel: Why are you speaking to us? Do we look like Penelope's parents or something?
Nate: No. I would have preferred to speak to Penelope alone, but you girls are practically attached at the hip.
Penelope: (Thinking) I hope Blair is getting a good view of all this.
Nate: Girls have u heard?
Girls: What?
Nate: Blair and I are moving in together!
P: Are you sure, because she looks real cozy with Chuck.
Nate: Damn. P will u go out with me. Since Chuck seems like the girls I date, maybe he will steal you from me, and Blair and I can get back together.
P: Sure you can use me, but only if you sleep with me.
Nate: Never mind, Chuck doesn't like his fruit prepicked.
sammy*
March 13th, 2009 9:59 PM
aww thanx AlexaKyleeCrawford ! =]
btw i think the reason ppl are bashing Nate is cuz he's so rediculously good looking we have to assume he's conceited lol
InMemoryOfDerena
March 13th, 2009 9:51 PM
Penelope: Hey Nate, why aren't you wearing a see-through tux?
rawrr
March 13th, 2009 9:26 PM
suenue
you should win xp your is funniest (i think thats a word) hehe
Nadia
March 13th, 2009 9:22 PM
Nate would you move? I can't see Carter.
dannigossipsboutgirlz
March 13th, 2009 8:00 PM
Nate: hey so i was just thinking, maybe if you stoped pretending your a girl P then u might get a date..
Penelope: oh so your saying you would go out with me natie-poo?
Nate: nope, i was talking about getting a date for your friends over here.
Isabel: GENIOUS!
Hannah_Bananna
March 13th, 2009 7:16 PM
Penelope + Isabel: *OMG! Nate is coming over here!*
Nate: Hey, have you guys seen Vanessa or Jenny? I need to tell them I love them.
Penelope: Yeah, Vanessa is over there flashing the room...
Nate: WOW! See ya later....
Fleur
March 13th, 2009 6:45 PM
Penelope: My dress is much greener than your eyes.
Ursela Britton
March 13th, 2009 6:43 PM
Nate:Penelope is without doubt beautiful. But, she may be the only un-photogenic creature in the world. I've never known another person not look their best in a picture. Look how fat she looks in that photo for example.
Also, on more than one occasion she has come out in photos looking like an old Vietnamese crack whore.
Ursela Britton(Fernes sister)
March 13th, 2009 6:38 PM
Nate: Hello, ladies; I was just-
What's up with HER?!
Isabel: She read in 17 magazine that when you talk to a hot guy, you should show your best angle. Duh!
Nate: *Best* angle, right? Not the "I-just-smashed-into-a-glass-wall-sideways" angle?
Isabel: Uh, well, wait a minute, um, let me go check....
basstastic
March 13th, 2009 6:30 PM
Penelope: Oh! Hey Nate! What's going on?
Nate: Oh...um...nothing...I was wondering
Penelope: Of course I'll be your rebound girl!
Nate: I was actually going to ask if you know where any of the main characters are?
Hazel: (thinking) OMG this will make such a good post on gossip girl!
Nate: Were you in the limo that night?
Isabel: That was me.
svanderwoodsen Rank: Regular Character
March 13th, 2009 5:09 PM
Iz: i thought i was first, then penelope, then whatever her name is-hazel
nate: don't worry, there's pleanty of nate to go around!
penelope: *thinking* ugghh i hate people like that, so in love i just wished someone loved me like that. not counting my dad's employee. *looking at chuck and blair*
ChAir4Ever
March 13th, 2009 5:04 PM
Nate: Hey, Penelope, do my bangs look better in the front or to the side?
Penelope: OMG!!! Your girlfriends are making out!
Nate: Which ones?
Alexa Crawford Rank: Recurring Character
March 13th, 2009 5:03 PM
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
March 14th, 2009 2:49 AM
Nate : New nose job , eh.
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2009 2:04 AM
Nate: I'm through with Blair. This new phase she's going through is too much for me. I want someone I can always rely on...Penelope...
Hazel: Why are you speaking to us? Do we look like Penelope's parents or something?
Nate: No. I would have preferred to speak to Penelope alone, but you girls are practically attached at the hip.
Penelope: (Thinking) I hope Blair is getting a good view of all this.
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2009 1:21 AM
Penelope: OMG! look at that raccoon!!
Hazel: No thats jenny humphrey
Nate: Oh so you've seen her!
Rank: Recurring Character
March 14th, 2009 1:06 AM
P: Look Nate, we´ve been wanting to ask you this for a long time…
N: Go ahead.
P: You´ve hooked up with practically every leading role females in this show and we were wondering… when will it be our turn?!
N: Well… it´s hard to keep up! So little time, so much work…But don´t worry! You are all in my list!
P: Right after who? Nelly Yuki??
Is: Dorota??
Hazel: Headmistress Queller??
Is: Lily Van der Woodsen?? Or maybe…Eric Van der Woodsen?!
P: Enough!! Let´s just go straight to it…how much do you want?
March 14th, 2009 12:48 AM
P&I: I can't believe we made it on Gossip Girl Insider's Caption Contest!!
N: And yet, the punchline's still about me..
March 13th, 2009 11:25 PM
N: Have either of you seen Vanessa?
P: Give it three seconds, then you'll be seeing ALL of her.
Rank: New User
March 13th, 2009 10:59 PM
Nate: Girls have u heard?
Girls: What?
Nate: Blair and I are moving in together!
P: Are you sure, because she looks real cozy with Chuck.
Nate: Damn. P will u go out with me. Since Chuck seems like the girls I date, maybe he will steal you from me, and Blair and I can get back together.
P: Sure you can use me, but only if you sleep with me.
Nate: Never mind, Chuck doesn't like his fruit prepicked.
March 13th, 2009 9:59 PM
aww thanx AlexaKyleeCrawford ! =]
btw i think the reason ppl are bashing Nate is cuz he's so rediculously good looking we have to assume he's conceited lol
March 13th, 2009 9:51 PM
Penelope: Hey Nate, why aren't you wearing a see-through tux?
March 13th, 2009 9:26 PM
suenue
you should win xp your is funniest (i think thats a word) hehe
March 13th, 2009 9:22 PM
Nate would you move? I can't see Carter.
March 13th, 2009 8:00 PM
Nate: hey so i was just thinking, maybe if you stoped pretending your a girl P then u might get a date..
Penelope: oh so your saying you would go out with me natie-poo?
Nate: nope, i was talking about getting a date for your friends over here.
Isabel: GENIOUS!
March 13th, 2009 7:16 PM
Penelope + Isabel: *OMG! Nate is coming over here!*
Nate: Hey, have you guys seen Vanessa or Jenny? I need to tell them I love them.
Penelope: Yeah, Vanessa is over there flashing the room...
Nate: WOW! See ya later....
March 13th, 2009 6:45 PM
Penelope: My dress is much greener than your eyes.
March 13th, 2009 6:43 PM
Nate:Penelope is without doubt beautiful. But, she may be the only un-photogenic creature in the world. I've never known another person not look their best in a picture. Look how fat she looks in that photo for example.
Also, on more than one occasion she has come out in photos looking like an old Vietnamese crack whore.
March 13th, 2009 6:38 PM
Oooh! Chimpanzee that! Monkey News,....y'ffff!!!!!
March 13th, 2009 6:35 PM
STOP DICKING AROUND WITH YOUR HAIR!!!!
March 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Nate: Hello, ladies; I was just-
What's up with HER?!
Isabel: She read in 17 magazine that when you talk to a hot guy, you should show your best angle. Duh!
Nate: *Best* angle, right? Not the "I-just-smashed-into-a-glass-wall-sideways" angle?
Isabel: Uh, well, wait a minute, um, let me go check....
March 13th, 2009 6:30 PM
Penelope: Oh! Hey Nate! What's going on?
Nate: Oh...um...nothing...I was wondering
Penelope: Of course I'll be your rebound girl!
Nate: I was actually going to ask if you know where any of the main characters are?
Hazel: (thinking) OMG this will make such a good post on gossip girl!
Rank: Regular Character
March 13th, 2009 6:26 PM
sorry correction:
Nate [to Penelope]: Were you in the limo that night?
Isabel: That was me.
Rank: Regular Character
March 13th, 2009 6:13 PM
Nate: Were you in the limo that night?
Isabel: That was me.
Rank: Regular Character
March 13th, 2009 5:09 PM
Iz: i thought i was first, then penelope, then whatever her name is-hazel
nate: don't worry, there's pleanty of nate to go around!
penelope: *thinking* ugghh i hate people like that, so in love i just wished someone loved me like that. not counting my dad's employee. *looking at chuck and blair*
March 13th, 2009 5:04 PM
Nate: Hey, Penelope, do my bangs look better in the front or to the side?
Penelope: OMG!!! Your girlfriends are making out!
Nate: Which ones?
Rank: Recurring Character
March 13th, 2009 5:03 PM
Poor Nate. I'm tired of people bashing on him. :(
Rank: Extra
March 13th, 2009 4:58 PM
Nate: What do you mean you can see someone hotter than me?