Gossip Girl Spoilers: "Remains of the J" Synopsis
Gossip Girl returns on Monday with "The Age of Dissonance," to be followed by "The Grandfather" a week later on March 23. "Remains of the J" will air on March 30.
The CW has released a synopsis of "Remains of the J" - one of the best episode names yet in our opinion - below. You probably guessed who the focal point is ...
JENNY'S KINDA-NOT-SWEET SIXTEEN
Serena (Blake Lively) decides to throw Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen) an intimate party for her sixteenth birthday, but things get out of control when Poppy Lifton (guest star Tamara Feldman) turns a small gathering into a huge social event.
In a moment of weakness, Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) agrees to help Chuck (Ed Westwick) with a scheme having to do with Blair (Leighton Meester) and Nate (Chace Crawford).
Rufus (Matthew Settle) learns that Dan (Penn Badgley) will not receive financial aid at Yale and tries to figure out another way to cover the cost of his education.
Kelly Rutherford also stars. Armie Hammer guest stars as Poppy's boyfriend, Gabriel Serrano. Allison Liddi-Brown directed the episode written by Sarah Frank-Meltzer.
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March 23rd, 2009 11:27 PM
I'm sure the writers are holding on to the Jack/Blair New Years plot line so they can tear Chuck and Blair apart at the first sign of happiness.
DAMN YOU WRITERS! GIVE US ONE FRICKING EPISODE! (and a WHOLE episode. Nothing like "Much I do About Nothing" where they're together all of 10 minutes before it getting all shot to hell).
March 17th, 2009 9:08 AM
erghhh i really dont think chuck deserves Blair
March 16th, 2009 2:56 PM
I think that shes the must beatifull girl that I've seen for a veryy long time
March 16th, 2009 2:33 PM
um excuse me didnt we already aknowledge that both taylor and jenny are wannabes, i was o rooting for that idea
March 16th, 2009 11:58 AM
ok ok ok whoa wait is this the episode when nate asks blair to "move in" with him
shit shti shit im sorta glad that blair gets with nate hes sort of her security blanket thing and ALSO chuck will realise he needs to properly fight but isnt it like goin back to season 1 when nate realises he wants blair and tries to get her back..
as much as i love bassdorf i really do like blair and nate hahaha
March 16th, 2009 11:41 AM
easy tigers.
we know that nate is a bastard in the book and sort of in the tv series for cheating on blair but it doesnt mean that chuck didnt cheat on nate, right?
remember CHAIR fans [that actually includes me] that they blair and chick hooked up when bate and blair were still in a relationship. so, dont go easy on chuck just because he is gorgeous and SO right for blair. :))
but i kinda like nate and blair, after all they really are THE couple. :p
Rank: Recurring Character
March 16th, 2009 9:52 AM
GG, My future Husband is not a bastard!!
Joking.
Lol, yeah I guess it is wrong of him. But Chuck had an affair with Blair...but Nate didn't really love her?
Damn this is hard!
March 16th, 2009 4:03 AM
Nate is such a bastard for doing that. He knows that Chuck is in love with Blair and he is his best friend
Nate is such a bastard for doing that. He knows that Chuck is in love with Blair and he is his best friend
March 16th, 2009 3:39 AM
I read that Stephanie Savage confirms Chuck and Blair will reconnect "after college". EEEEEKKKK!! How long is THAT going to take?? A whole season? A whole year without our beloved Chuck and Blair? Come on producers and writers. You've got to give us suatenance and write in plenty of Chuck and Blair moments, in the meantime. Otherwise we'll just die!
March 16th, 2009 3:21 AM
Could Chuck's scheme back-fire? Will it push Blair away even more? And into Nate's arms? Oooohhh.... the suspense!!