Another week, another celebrity gossip magazine cover for Melissa Rycroft.
In the latest issue of Us Weekly, the Dancing Star said: "I'm a southern girl. You make it fried, I will eat it."
Despite this seemingly unproductive advice, the tabloid promises to reveal the dieting secrets of Rycroft and fellow beauty Julianne Hough. We can save readers the cost of purchasing this trashy publication:
Join a dancing competition that requires hours of daily exercise. Watch the fat burn away!
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