It's back! The Hills are alive for Season Five!

In the clip below, from tonight's premiere, Heidi Montag and Stephanie Pratt plan a "girls night out" (really just an excuse to hang out with Lauren Conrad) and act all shady when Spencer asks where they're going.

The response of Spencer Pratt when he learns the "queen beeyotch" LC is involved in their night's plans? Not unfunny. Nnts ... nnts ... nnts ...

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