Heidi Montag Nude Photos: Coming Soon!

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Finally, a staged photo of Heidi Montag that doesn't make us sick.

Instead of skipping along the beach and acting as though she and nauseating husband Spencer Pratt just happen to be out for a stroll when - lo and behold! - photographers show up, Heidi will pose for the September issue of Playboy.

Yes, Playboy.

Moreover, a source told People magazine that Mrs. Pratt will bare actual body parts in the pictorial.

“There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it," said the insider.

Heidi Montag is married to an ass. In related news, Playboy readers will soon see hers.

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