Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXVIII

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Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans, to the 168th edition of Grey's Anatomy Insider's weekly Caption Contest! Who won this week's edition of the Caption Contest?

It was a difficult call, but we chose the caption sent in by April. Congratulations! Honorable mentions go out to shred, Kennedy M., and xXxGrey4EvaxXx.

The winning entry appears beneath the photo below ...

Mark Breaks Down

Sorry Mark, you asked me to be honest, and to be honest, your hair is just not as perfect as Derek's.

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Mer: No Mark....im not really pregnant!!!!
Mark: BUT I SAW THE PICTURES
Mer: Ellen is pregnant but Meredith is not...
Mark: Seriously?...What are you going to tell me next?..that TR is leaving but george is staying?
Mer: Well...you'll have to wait till september like everyone else to find that out...dont you think?

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Mark: I can't believe O'Malley died... Georgie!!!!

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Mer: CMon be a man and tell lexie that you choose the wrong sister.
Mark: yeah, I should have choosen Molly!

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Meredith: I hate to tell you this, but you will never be as famous as Michael Jackson or the Beatles.
Mark: What if I get plastic surgery and get bowl cut.
Meredith: Mark. Never gonna happen.

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Mark:(thinking) AiLing sais if I close my eyes and hope really hard, Big Grey will get Little Grey and they'll take their clothes off and we can re-enact Entertaining Mr. Sloan. ^Inspired by AiLing and the play Entertaining Mr. Sloane

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Meredith: Did Derek punch you again? That's like the third time! Seriously! The lesson here is...STOP SLEEPING WITH INAPROPRIATE WOMEN! Mark: You're not considered inapropriate, are you? *SLAP*

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Meredith: What, Did Lexie break your penis again? Mark: No...I broke her vajay-jay.

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Meredith:You know why me & Derek got married on a post-it note? Mark:I don't know? Meredith:Because I LOVE YOU... Mark:Ohh...God, I can't do this to Derek again. Meredith:One dirty mistress to another...who cares about Derek right now?? Mark:Are you Serious? Merediht:Seriously Mark... Meredith:After all me & Derek been through wht do u think? Mark:Thank God...You freaked me!!

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Meredith:You know why me & Derek got married on a post-it note? Mark:I don't know? Meredith:Because I LOVE YOU... Mark:Ohh...God, I can't do this to Derek again. Meredith:One dirty mistress to another...who cares about right now?? Mark:Are you Serious? Merediht:Seriously Mark... Meredith:After all me & Derek been through wht do u think? Mark:Thank God...You scared me!!

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Mark: Why can't anybody in this Hospital recognize that I am Mark Sloan and not Derek Shepard!
Meredith: Well I would.
Mark: Oh yes, how do you?
Meredith: You have a dented penis.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.